Japanese Paddle

Decorative wooden paddle given to American business executives upon touring the red light district in Tokyo. Like a gift from the Kentucky Bourbon Trail but from whore houses.

Brian’s mom used the Japanese paddle to discipline the kids. Brian’s dad would say paddle me Senpai uWu in the other room.

by Brian’s Dad February 21, 2022

Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel

An adorable squirrel that has pure black eyes and lives in japan. It lives in cold climates and eats like an average squirrels (nuts and seeds). They use their arm flaps to fly across up to 10 feet distances (and more).

Me:Look at that Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel!

My sister: I know right! It’s adorable

by Angel of russian songs August 8, 2020

Japanese flying squirrel

Ugliest thing in the world

Look at that chick! She's uglier than a japanese flying squirrel

by Bungalow June 16, 2016

Japanese War Whistle

A turbo in other words

I pull up to the light and a Mustang revs at me, I let my Japanese war whistles scream and I dust him from the green light

by KingxxMari December 22, 2019

A Japanese Movie Night

When a 3 or more people of the same sex decide watch hentai together.

Husband 1: I had a a Japanese movie night with the boys last saturday.
Wife: Oh, maybe I can join next time? I like anime.
Husband: Oh umm sorry, saturday iis for the boys...

by Rosie python March 11, 2022

Japanese Snow Ferret

Verb-When you do blow off a Japanese man’s dick and then he bends you over and anally pleasures you.

I can hardly sit down after I was Japanese snow ferreted last night.

by Snowqueen May 24, 2024

Japanese cherry blossom

A bloody excrement full of firecrackers or "cherry bombs" normally from an underage female student.

Bruh, I watched this bitch on Pinterest totally queef a full size Japanese cherry blossom.

by anonymous October 2, 2020