A Marcus

The mother of all hangovers! Also been known to some instances to cause fatality of douche bag Frat Boys and retired RV salesmen.

Bro I really shit the bed last night! Went out after the RV show to a bar called Sues and got shit faced I was hit on by a Hooker/ Swamp Donkey in sweat pants. Fortunately my fuck boy coworker TMZ took a pic of us in case I wound up kidnapped. Woke up this morning with A Marcus from hell!

by Mr Wonderful77 July 17, 2024

marcus

6'3 com boy networth: 10m + , rich, handsome, sexy, amazing esex, good dick, 6pack, with abs

marcus is such a rich boss

by Idc idc idc idc idc idc idc August 6, 2024

Marcus Campiou

A little bitch who doesn’t know when to shut up

Being a Marcus Campiou right now

by Aaaahhhhmcfeet December 12, 2018

Marcus

An elf. Short, massive ears and no regard for their own well being.

Marcus: I’mma jump off tree and try to do a front flip.
Other Kid: You look like an elf 🧝

by [e-mail] February 22, 2023

Marcus

An old English word meaning weighing fish.

We need to Marcus those fish to see if they are records or not.

by Bowhuntz March 10, 2022

Marcus

Marcus has balls with such a large mass, it's hard for him to walk.

Bitch 1: "Did you see Marcus' huge balls?"
Bitch 2: "Yes! They made me orgasm by just looking at them."

by BigHarryMan69420 November 3, 2022

Marcus Fenix

"You know how long I worked on this fucking house alone? You know what it’s like being a fucking hermit? Fixing a house? There’s no Home Depot out here, you fucking assholes. Fucking tomatoes… they fucked my tomatoes up! Goddammit! Add that to the fucking list. Goddammit! Those are Dom’s for Christ-sake’s – I grew those from Dom’s seeds. Fuck! Those are Dom’s goddamn seeds, for christ-sake. I’m never gonna have a fuckin' good sauce again. I can’t make Dom’s sauce! Fuck you guys. It’s bullshit. Fuckin’… Damon Baird, you’re a cock!"
—Marcus Fenix, gears of war 4

I am literally Marcus Fenix

by R9LU/Mx January 27, 2025