fuddle monkey

fuddle monkey a term used to describe someone as either:
completely random
totally wasted/stoned
someone who can't keep up with the conversation
also basically a way to insult someone ... BADLY

Tom: Jack your such a fuddle monkey
Jack: (either) wow man i thought unicorns were bad let alone pink ones
or i like cheese do you like cheese
or what did you say ???
or GRRR! no your a fuddle monkey

by Thomas Jeavons February 28, 2008

tech monkeys

All the wonderful tech people who perform fix-it miracles with web based platforms or IT hardware.

John: WTF? Twitter is down again!

Jim: I'm sure the Twitter tech monkeys will have it fixed it no time.

by LittleNano April 7, 2011

Pan monkey

A line cook in a restaurant, especially one viewing his work as mindless

"You know, I didn't always used to be a pan monkey. I was a lawyer once."

by JoeShablotnik June 11, 2018

flab monkey

Someone who jiggles when you punch them. Usually eats leftover tacos for breakfast.

Chris is such a flab monkey.

by Dr. KLUE September 30, 2008

Night Monkey

When you and your friends hide in a tree and jump down when people walk beneath you, scaring the crap out of them

Dude, remember that one time we were playing night monkey and I got chased?

Oh dude that was so funny!

by Nicky J! April 23, 2009

Gush monkey

A person who is extremely gushy in the emotional sense.

Dawn: You are the best guy ever. I can't believe we are in this relationship. I've always wanted someone like you in my life.

Bob: I didn't know you were this much of a gush monkey. :p. It's cute.

by gushmonkey May 10, 2011

Mustard Monkey

A racial slur towards Asians describing their skin color.
(Do not use unless Asian or have permission from an asian)

Oh look at that mustard monkey over there.

by AnchorageFilipino May 16, 2022