A woman who likes to garden, can foods, eats healthy to an extreme extent, like, always has a mason jar full of concoctions they’re drinking, makes herbal tinctures, is likely, primarily a vegetarian, can have unkempt hair and can be either very quiet or very loud, no in between, has a good heart but can make you feel judged from time to time, but you put up with it because without your local Zucchini Mama, you wouldn’t know how to dress your wounds and you wouldn’t get boxes of zucchini’s and tomatoes fresh from the garden dropped off at your house randomly and you’ll never know a person who’s more willing to lend a helping hand in just about any situation.
Wow, you’re grandma is such a zucchini mama!
You can always count on a zucchini mama!
Here comes the zucchini mama!
You can always count on a zucchini mama!
Here comes the zucchini mama!
by Untz-Cracker July 27, 2021
Get the Zucchini Mamamug. Husband: "Ehh mahn I got this neew vehgtable from da store douwn the street."
Wife: "Oh my god you're such a Zucchini Wakabeni rubbing that zucchini on my skin it's really turning me on."
Husband: "Wot."
Wife: "Oh my god you're such a Zucchini Wakabeni rubbing that zucchini on my skin it's really turning me on."
Husband: "Wot."
by chEs778 May 18, 2021
Get the Zucchini Wakabenimug. by Scissors swings April 4, 2022
Get the Squeaky zucchinimug. It is one of the new feminist theories created in S.Korea.
This feminism is hilariously the most welcoming feminism of men, especilly misogynists, mansplainers rather than women.
If you want to be a 'Zucchini feminist' , all you need to do is just say "I am a feminist". That's it. you don't have to prove it or be proved. and say "you are not feminists, you such a mob, man hater, bully" to women who criticize about your misogyny.
that is the important point that you take the victim's place. it is a good excuse that women says a bad words to guys. when women criticize, hate you , just say "hey! student! listen carefully! I am a real feminist and you are fake. what you do is just bullshit. follow me I can enlighten and educate you what is the real feminism. never say bad words to men. as a man I really want to help you. peace! "
p.s. you must speak it with man's plain .
why is a zucchini?
this all started with this conversation from somewhere on internet
"you wanna be beaten with a zucchini?"
"you are so violent. just like misogyny guys"
she should't have said that.
This feminism is hilariously the most welcoming feminism of men, especilly misogynists, mansplainers rather than women.
If you want to be a 'Zucchini feminist' , all you need to do is just say "I am a feminist". That's it. you don't have to prove it or be proved. and say "you are not feminists, you such a mob, man hater, bully" to women who criticize about your misogyny.
that is the important point that you take the victim's place. it is a good excuse that women says a bad words to guys. when women criticize, hate you , just say "hey! student! listen carefully! I am a real feminist and you are fake. what you do is just bullshit. follow me I can enlighten and educate you what is the real feminism. never say bad words to men. as a man I really want to help you. peace! "
p.s. you must speak it with man's plain .
why is a zucchini?
this all started with this conversation from somewhere on internet
"you wanna be beaten with a zucchini?"
"you are so violent. just like misogyny guys"
she should't have said that.
woman: omg. I falled out of the job interview again. better school, better grade than other men, but why?
man: cause they think you are not enough?
woman : glass.ceilling maybe
man : omg . only ugly fat women say that but no doubt. I am a real feminist.
woman : no. you just a zuccihni feminist.
A : hey what is the zucchini feminism (feminist)?
B: it is so weird feminism that only men like.
man: cause they think you are not enough?
woman : glass.ceilling maybe
man : omg . only ugly fat women say that but no doubt. I am a real feminist.
woman : no. you just a zuccihni feminist.
A : hey what is the zucchini feminism (feminist)?
B: it is so weird feminism that only men like.
by gdnnp November 27, 2017
Get the Zucchini feminism (feminist)mug. player 1: boy I love the universe but hate player 2
player 2: poo zucchini
player 1: gets deleted along with the universe.
player 2: poo zucchini
player 1: gets deleted along with the universe.
by do you wish want die May 12, 2021
Get the Poo Zucchinimug. by karby paty June 22, 2021
Get the caca fani caca zucchini hoingesmug. SORRY ASS MOTHER FUCKING RIP OFF OF A CUCUMBER AND IF YOU EAT THIS YOUR A MOTHER FUCKING DUMB ASS WHO WILL ALWAYS BE LIVING OUT OF YOUR PARENTS FUCKING BASEMENT PLAYING MINECRAFT FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE.
Gabe: Hey want some zucchini
Me: no you fucking hoe go fuck yourself
Me later:*eats zucchini and becomes a fucking dumb ass “FUCK IM ONE OF THEM NOW”
Me: no you fucking hoe go fuck yourself
Me later:*eats zucchini and becomes a fucking dumb ass “FUCK IM ONE OF THEM NOW”
by WeirdAF December 1, 2020
Get the Zucchinimug.