Zane

Zane is just the biggest fucking car guy.

He is a fucking Greasemonkey

Person 1 Why do u always work on cars or know everything on cars.

Zane oh because it all i can do and im good at it

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Zane

An Amazing Guy from Jacksonville who makes my heart melt. Has Amazing Mesmerizing Brown eyes and Perfect blonde hair. Anytime I see him he makes me smile. He's the perfect guy for me and I can't get over how happy he makes me I love him

Zane is the Perfect guy

by Lil_Neko_Kitkat September 16, 2018

Zane

Essentially when you see that sexy ass man who has that long dick (usually longer than 15 inches) that all the chicks want inside them. He knows basically every sex move and is good at all the not so gay ones. He also has a whole line of chicks wanting to be in a relationship with him

Zane railed me so bad last night but it felt good and I wanna do it again

by Nazha_501 May 23, 2021

Zane

The best to ever do it

Girl 1: Zane is the best to ever do it
Girl 2: True
Zane: Hey ladies
Girls 1 & 2: *swoon*

by Kyle Patrick Olson April 13, 2021

Zane

A person who is a prime example of bot behavior; also can go by the name of conner

Bot bot bot Zane bot bot bot bot

by megthebest November 17, 2019

Zane

A lesbian who can put you under a spell to make you have sex with her.

Why the fudge sickles is Meagan making out with Zane?

she has magical powers.... she got me last week.

by Sara02 August 15, 2010

Zane

A naive person who rambles on about shit that nobody really cares about, and then wonders why nobody will touch them with a ten-foot pole.

"hey, how are you?"

"not good... my mum died..."

"who cares get another one. now if you dont mind, i think im going to prioritise my pathetic problems above yours and humour you with them for the rest of the night."

"stfu zane."

by ohaiiii November 2, 2008