zombie

When you ejaculate into both of your partners eyes and they walk around your house like a zombie looking for a towel.

I tagged both this ho's peepers with my jizz and she did the zombie all over my crib!

by xxxrayjoe August 21, 2006

zombie

1)A mindless individual, we all know them. Usually they're the smart-ass kids who sit in front of you, the dumb-ass kids who sit behind you, or the kids who dont give a shit who sit somewhere inbetween.
2)democrat

The zombie who voted before me voted straight democrat.

by lastoftheidiots May 4, 2006

zombie

A woman or man who does absolutely nothing during sexual intercourse.

God damn it Susan stop being a fucking zombie!

Ugh... Betty was a zombie last night.

by Ken Liang October 1, 2006

Zombie

A cognitive-impaired person, on high dosage anti-depressants. Fear of edges is not unusual due to hallucinations; making breakfast in the morning presents several previously unforeseen problems. Can usually be resolved by returning to a lower dosage.

Dude, did you see Luke the other day?! He was a complete zombie. He was telling me he was on 100mg - that shit's full on!

by grishamxelle August 12, 2011

Zombie

A sex term. To tear a pussy apart leaving at "Zombie like". A common misconception is that the pussy rises from the dead and attacks the male, however that is not true because the male's mouth is ready for any challenge the pussy throws at it.

Friends: What were you doin last night bro
Me: I Zombie-d the shit outta that girls pussy dawg

by splashwaterwet March 3, 2017

Zombie

Pronunciation: 'zahm-bee

One of the undead or the walking dead, an animated soulless corpse controlled by a voodoo deity. This state of being can come about due to prolonged exposure to kibitzing hoydens, hypocritical robots, and excessive sweating from time spent in the heat. Often a result of a strenuous marching band routine.

Dude, Brian has become such a zombie from all that marching band practice, just listen to him!

(Monotone voice and expressionless face)
"Float 16 hold 4 sir."

by Lydia jackson November 6, 2007

zombie

A mixed alcoholic beverage whose ingredients are one shot from everything in stock at the bar. Traditionally the first drink purchased for someone who has just turned legal drinking age. Named for how the drinker usually feels the next morning.

Lisa's still in the bathroom working off the effects of that zombie she drank last night.

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003