Your father

A humorous scenario reflecting the generational clash in parenting styles, where a parent encourages outdoor play for their children, while the narrator's motivation for having kids is to grant them more screen time than they ever had during their own childhood.

PoV: Your father thinks fresh air like the one experienced whilst playing outdoor is essential, but you just want your kids to enjoy the screen time you missed out on growing up!

by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025

Your Father

gone.

Your father was never here

by SentoBox October 29, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Your Mother Smacks No Backs And You Suck Dick For Your Father<.7.9.7.6.>

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Harold's your Father and Debra's your Mother

The slighty lesser known relatives of bib and fanny, made to complete the family tree.

Def: "And your done" or "its finished"

Turn the screw, tighten the knob, and BOOM! Harold's(debra) your father(mother)!!

(Harold's your Father and Debra's your mother)

by bobtheslobthebob October 6, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

A Luke I am Your Father

This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.

My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.

by Jackoohoh June 29, 2016