trippin off your tits

drunk, high, smashed

"you were really trippin off your tits on Friday night"

by maddlaw March 02, 2009

getting your tits lit

When someone gets burned really bad at any activity. An epic fail. Becoming a loser.

When I got dumped, my girlfriend said I have a small dick.
Dude, you were getting your tits lit by her.

by Keithhhh June 26, 2017

get your tits wet

idiom

1. To submerge oneself in an unfamiliar, stimulating environment or situation.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Chad: "I think I'm going to enter a homebrew competition"

Jorge: "Hell yeah man, it's time to finally get your tits wet, eh?"

by persimmonVision May 11, 2023

show me your tits

when you go to your little brothers room to tell him that dinners ready then your see him balls deep in a pencil sharpener

SHOW ME YOUR TITS BROTHER

by enzo----________-----___------ January 18, 2019

Dick your tits

To go do something social. Also to go do stuff with your girlfriends. (dick with your tits).

"Hey, lets go dick our tits"
"wanna go dick your tits?"
"I wanna go dick with my tits!"

by Sprute December 02, 2006

Your tits just got milked

A reaction to a funny or good insult

Person 1 "You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering"
Crowd Shouting "ohhhh your tits just got milkeddddd"

by IDFWU BITCH April 20, 2015

Keep your tits dry

If someone tells you to keep your tits dry it means to calm the fuck down amd be patient.

person1: Dude when are you soming over

person2: keep your tits dry im on my way

by zoomer250 February 01, 2021