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Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger

Modern slang word for a nonbinary person that has a penis and purple hair dye.
Yo, did you hear about Machel? I hard he was a Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger.
by Turbocharger.qcow2 November 20, 2022
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Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)
by Userlolz July 24, 2023
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purple headed yogurt slanger

That chick definitely wants my purple headed yogurt slanger.
by kfed34 June 15, 2010
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purple headed yogurt slanger

the act of squezzing one's cock before the act of ejaculation
the bitch turbo fisted my purple headed yogurt slanger.
by dj-hartford April 29, 2008
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Purple headed yogurt slingers

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Jessica Brown: OH my god.....how am i gonna fit all of these synonms in my Wet Bologna FLower??? I need more purple headed yogurt slingers in my diet.
by Fat Balls for breakfast April 9, 2008
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pink yogurt headed slingers

boobies!! the girls!!! titties!! ....................................
Wow, look at those pink yogurt headed slingers bounce.
by playboychika13 April 27, 2008
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