yo mama

The butt of all lame jokes.

Asshole: yo mama is so fat, she was... so fat!

Person:...
Person2:...
Person3:...

Asshole: That's ok, because you all gotta save your laughter for this next one!

Person2:...

by hanes August 11, 2005

yo mama

your mother

yo mama's a llama

by sTeALtH September 11, 2003

yo mama

...is so fat, she is very self conscious about the way she appears in public

lolol yo mama

by brahm2 September 28, 2003

yo mama

the target of many an uneducated moron's only comeback to an insult

1.) yo mama's teeth so messed up, when she smile her mouth look like it throwin up gang signs.

2.) yo mama so fat her ass has its own congressman

3.) yo mama so ugly that Triple H Pedigreed himself

4.) yo mama like a target, all them niggas get a shot

5.) yo mama so ugly, i took her to a dog show and she won best in breed.

6.) yo mama has pistolgrip ears and a flat head...for me to put my beer on

7.) yo mama so dark when she step out in the walmart parking lot in the daytime the safety lights come on

by C-Note and P-Unit July 16, 2008

yo mama

Yo Mama got one arm and swims in circles!

Yo mama got a peg leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama got one leg and her name's Eileen.

YO MAMA SO FAT....SHE WENT ON A DATE IN HIGH HEALS AND CAME BACK IN SANDLES!!!!

by D. September 30, 2003

yo mama

A word used to mostly insult people, also used for jokes, and used by mainly the black and "wigger" community.

COP: Sir, can I check your car for drugs?
BLACK GUY: YO MAMA!
COP: You're under arrest for verbal assault.......

by BeachBum March 11, 2004

yo mama

Yo mama is something people say when they have already used all the other comebacks.

An unfunny way to end something funny.

Yo mammas so fat when she sat on a dollar bill, George Washington sang,"Oh say can you see, get your fat ass of me!"

Well, yo mamma so stupid, shes dumb!

by your mom May 13, 2005