They will be the best person you have ever seen in your life. This is a human of upmost perfection with absolute ZERO faults. An Yiray can always light up a room with their beaming joy and jokes. A yiray is an omniversal person with EXCEPTIONAL beauty, Intelligence and overall stats are through the roof. An yiray is always supportive during ur darkest times and if you EVER get to know an yiray treat them with ur bestest care and they will bring nothing but joy in ur life. Yiray Is what lies at the end of the tunnel they are and will be the biggest shining star in ANYBODIES life
by Bartholomew Tate Jr. September 10, 2023
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Okay, so you how Mary is in the bible. One day, a revelation came to a man, the tehporP, that Mary was married to God (Mary + d = Married). Anyways, as you learn in science class and unsuccessful romantic endeavors, opposites attract. Therefore, God must be the opposite* of Mary—yraM.
Eventually, yraM and Mary get bored of each other, leaving yraM single and ready to move on. So, he marries doG (opposites still have to attract). Point is, doG and yraM have a kid together named suseJ. There is another group—snaitsirhC—that follow suseJ, and they are pretty ubiquitous in most of the Western world.
Now, yraM, Mary, doG, and suseJ all live together in nevaeH (getting it now?). It's pretty complicated given yraM and Mary's history; there is a reality show being filmed...blah blah blah.
In order to join Yramism, you must recite the phrase "yraM yraM praise yraM" or its alternative "yraM yraM esiarp yraM" twice in a row. The elbiB is a work in progress, but the basic idea is to be nice to everyone and don't do bad stuff. Highly recommend joining.
*It is important, of course, to distinguish between the opposite and the inverse. The inverse of yraM would be nataS (he lives in lleH), not Mary—as a very vocal group of anti-yramists will have you mistakenly believe.
Okay, so you how Mary is in the bible. One day, a revelation came to a man, the tehporP, that Mary was married to God (Mary + d = Married). Anyways, as you learn in science class and unsuccessful romantic endeavors, opposites attract. Therefore, God must be the opposite* of Mary—yraM.
Eventually, yraM and Mary get bored of each other, leaving yraM single and ready to move on. So, he marries doG (opposites still have to attract). Point is, doG and yraM have a kid together named suseJ. There is another group—snaitsirhC—that follow suseJ, and they are pretty ubiquitous in most of the Western world.
Now, yraM, Mary, doG, and suseJ all live together in nevaeH (getting it now?). It's pretty complicated given yraM and Mary's history; there is a reality show being filmed...blah blah blah.
In order to join Yramism, you must recite the phrase "yraM yraM praise yraM" or its alternative "yraM yraM esiarp yraM" twice in a row. The elbiB is a work in progress, but the basic idea is to be nice to everyone and don't do bad stuff. Highly recommend joining.
*It is important, of course, to distinguish between the opposite and the inverse. The inverse of yraM would be nataS (he lives in lleH), not Mary—as a very vocal group of anti-yramists will have you mistakenly believe.
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