working hard or hardly working

A pathetic attempt at word play and stock phrase of the middle-management careerist asswipe. Often accompanied by finger guns. Bang bang.

Supervisor: You working hard, Joe?
Joe: Yes.
Supervisor: Working hard or hardly working? Hahaha!
Joe: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

by cubiclejoe April 20, 2007

Working the tea room

A guy giving another guy a blow job in a public bathroom.

John was working the tea room at the bowling alley last Friday night.

by J-Bone60 May 31, 2009

working it

Slaying, looking awesome, doing something outstandingly well.

Did you see Ana-María on stage? Damn that girl was working it.

by anaqkonda April 2, 2016

working on dying

A phrase used when someone is doing something to make a lot of money so that they can die rich

-person1: man, Matt has been working real hard in the studio lately

person2: yeah dude, he's working on dying

by Twitter god June 3, 2017

working off

whacking or jerking off to the point of aerobic exercise.

I'm all sweaty because I just spent an hour working off.

by DRDMH January 13, 2009

working on it

What someone tells you they are doing when they are doing exactly the opposite.

"Yeah, I'm working on it."

by Dr. Worm February 4, 2004

Working From Home

What to do if a single snowflake falls out of the sky. (Src: The Valve Employee Handbook)

Gabe: Why aren't you in the office today?
Mark: I'm working from home - a single snowflake fell out of the sky.
Gabe: Right. Carry on then.

by frank1985 October 18, 2012