wobbly crab cake

A sexual competition between two or more couples where the couples must race while crab walking and being connected to your partner vaginally or anally.

"Me and Sarah had such a good time on the double date last night!"
"We did too, we will have to do it again sometime and don't expect us to go easy on you in wobbly crab cake."

wobbly crab cake by ZbeckZ June 7, 2016

Wobbly Tee Pee 

Similar to a Wobbly A, or an Eifel Tower only involving 3 or more guys on one girl and they all high five forming a Tee Pee shape around the girl.

Me and my 4 buddies pulled a Wobbly Tee Pee on the slut.

Wobbly Tee Pee by Regular Nate March 29, 2005

Wobbly wood vine

A Joint.

Fancy a wobbly wood vine?

Pass that wobbly wood vine!

Wobbly wood vine by Hamer_ June 12, 2011

Wobbly bits 

The body your left with after enduring 9 months of pregnancy.

"Down touch my wobbly bits"

Wobbly bits by SassySocks6 January 23, 2018

wobbly armed brigade 

Usually refers to a group of women of middle-age and older whose upper arms are fat and fleshy and therefore wobble during movement.

As the over-60s ladies luncheon club arrived,someone shouted,look out,it's the wobbly armed brigade.

wobbly armed brigade by Grahame September 5, 2008

Wobbly A 

A sexual position involving three girls. One girl is on hands and knees eating out a girl who is kneeling. The second girl will be holding the legs and eating out girl number three, who is hand standing and eating out girl one.

Lisa, Catherine, and Stacy were totally doing the wobbly a last night after a few drinks.

Wobbly A by Unbeweavable August 1, 2013

Wobbly Ostridge 

Where the woman lays on the ground, and the man stands above the woman with his feet by her ears, facing the direction of the woman's feet. He then assumes the "ostridge position" with his face in the woman's muff. Then, the lady shakes his legs, making the man wobble.

You dog! You wobbly ostridged her didn't you?!

Wobbly Ostridge by Rural.Juror March 10, 2015