by hutchlee December 25, 2013
(noun.) the characteristic wobble that's in every piece of furniture on display at IKEA, due to one or more of the following factors:
a) too many people sat on it/tested it out/touched it
b) it was assembled incorrectly
c) it's just bad quality (aka cheap) in general)
a) too many people sat on it/tested it out/touched it
b) it was assembled incorrectly
c) it's just bad quality (aka cheap) in general)
I assembled and re-assembled this table five times already and it still wobbles. It must be the IKEA wobble.
by helium cash February 22, 2009
When a skateboard begins to tightly swerve back and forth from left to right with increasing velocity until the skateboard begins to undulate so rapidly that the rider is usually thrown from the board.
I was doing some downhill skateboarding and I went so fast that I got the speed wobbles and got pitched into the street.
by Marcus Solomon November 9, 2007
This is a synonym for a large, double ended dildo. It is typically used when one of your young children discovers your dildo stash and is so young and innocent that they think it is a play toy.
As inquisitive young children they will, naturally, ask you what the toy is and you are forced to respond with the answer that it is a Wobbly Sausage as they are too young for a sex-ed lesson.
As inquisitive young children they will, naturally, ask you what the toy is and you are forced to respond with the answer that it is a Wobbly Sausage as they are too young for a sex-ed lesson.
Child: mummy what is this new toy you got me? *shaking the dildo with joy*
Mum: that's not a toy it is a Wobbly Sausage
Mum: that's not a toy it is a Wobbly Sausage
by Azbo The Great! March 21, 2017
To place your penis in someone else's hand and have them wobble it like a joystick until you ejaculate
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" Hey hun I'm really in the mood... could you grab the lotion and give me a wang wobbling ? "
"DUDE there's hookers out back giving free wang wobblings !"
"DUDE there's hookers out back giving free wang wobblings !"
by SenorBivins July 9, 2009
Eric: Dude, did you take Tara home from the Molle Frijole last night?!?
Ferg: Fuck Yeah, Snake! I was all set to plow when the ole Wobbly Goblin made an appearance. I Ended up pushin rope for an hour before she passed out... Then another half hour after that..
Ferg: Fuck Yeah, Snake! I was all set to plow when the ole Wobbly Goblin made an appearance. I Ended up pushin rope for an hour before she passed out... Then another half hour after that..
by The turd abibes October 26, 2016
No one really knows what this is; however, you do not wanna call someone this. It’s the equivalent of the n word but for every race and gender. It’s best to further yourself from this term whenever possible.
by CaptainPlank12 September 11, 2020