Wisconsin

-those people can drink their asses off
-Badgers Rock
-That 70s show best show ever
-Hottest boys come out of wisconsin
-Cheese
-Packers suck
-Milwaukee is friggin' awesome
-Happy Days is one of the best shows out of the 1970s
-Lake Geneva best resort town in Wisconsin
-people drinking
-can get booze underaged if a parent is their
-Brewer Suck, Go Cubs!

The hottest boys in Illinois come out of Wisconsin.

by SnookiBear1988 May 3, 2011

Wisconsin

um.... Crazy Indians and hot guys...
this place is the fuckin' shit and yea...
the people rock....and you can go to the bars and get drunk w/ your parents..i would know i do it all the time!!!

"hey mom"
"yea"
"let's go get fuckin' ripped"
"Fuckin A right"
we love fuckin' Wisconsin..

by hurleyhoe November 8, 2007

Wisconsin

The state in which everything is legal as long as you are an adult, or have an adult with you.

Person one: "I'm throwing a crazy-ass party tonight! Bring the booze!"
Person two: "But we could get arrested."
Person one: "Nah man, it's Wisconsin! Plus, my uncle Joe will be there to supervise."
Person two: "Well why didn't you say so?! Let's get wasted!"

by personfromwisco April 9, 2013

Wisconsin

A state located in the north central united states that consumes copius amounts of alcohol and bratwurst. It constantly compares itself to its more sophisticated state to the west, Minnesota, but falls short in every category save for obesity. Wisconsinites come out in droves wearing blaze orange hunting gear with spongelike cheese hats to watch an equally pathetic football team known as the packers. Any objectivity regarding these packers is strongly discouraged. Women are measured in kilograms as to not embarrass them when weighing themselves next to women from other states weighing themselves in pounds. A typical night out for a Wisconsinite would include binge drinking, the combing of a mullet, and a shepherds pie.

She wasn't very attractive so I took her out for a Wisconsin dinner

by ozzystp February 12, 2012

Wisconsiner

A person from Wisconsin. They're not a Wisconsinite. They're not a fucking "Sconnie." Only douchebags and out-a-staters that go to school here call themselves "Sconnies." Must be pronounced with a southeast Wisconsin yaw, i.e. "wisz-CAHN-sinerr"

Drunk Bitch: "WHEW!! SCONNIE PRIDE BITCHES"

Wisconsiner: "I ain't no sconnie, I'm a muthafuckin' Wisconsiner"

by Chocolate Town June 5, 2011

Wisconsin

THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH!!

-Where were you last week?

-The best place on Earth!

-You must have been in Wisconsin.

by superme1025 April 3, 2011

Wisconsin

The only place you can get frost bite and sun burn in the same day.

The only place the girls can put drink the guys
The place everyone hates but you learn to love

Wow those girls over there are so Wisconsin

by Wiscogirl123 January 2, 2018