The Wholesome One

1.) Derived from Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad comics, where each character is named "The (adjective) One".
2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago. 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sexually deviant ways and crude nature in frequently inappropriate contexts.
4.) Similar to The Number One.
5.) A member of Lincoln Park Royalty.

"Oh! My buttoks are quite pained because The Wholesome One spanked me on the way to mathematics class!"

by lpr January 13, 2005

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Wholesome zerio

whole zerio is invented by mish zerio is a a guy who likes demon and thinks he's evil but then get's almost never mad and never cusses never be's rude but say there a demon there evil epic ikr

mish=you are wholesome zerio
zerio=wat im not wholesome

by Mish-mish :D June 23, 2021

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wholesome fetish

When you're obsessed with something in a non-sexual way.

Pikachu is my wholesome fetish.

by Rei the Goat February 21, 2021

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Wholesome cuckolding

Getting sexually aroused by another man doing something wholesome and proper for your wife, while you watch.

Examples: giving flowers, buying gifts, giving hugs and comforting.

"Hey, are you going to the concert with your wife?"
"No, im letting her go with her co-worker, im gonna just go by myself and get a spot in the back row."
"You and your wholesome cuckolding, jim."

by assshorts June 4, 2018

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Wholesome Threesome

1. conducive to or suggestive of good health and physical well-being between three people in a sexual encounter
2. (AOK definition) Having organic blueberries eaten off two females sensual parts while saying "This makes Sense!"

My girlfriend and I had a wholesome threesome and everyone walked away satisfied

by Avi Burn July 29, 2020

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