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smartass whiteboy

Smartass whiteboy is a sexy caucasian male from Western Kentucky who is always ready for a good time. Has a slick mouth and fun to be around...
That smartass whiteboy is cool. He's funny af also!
by Smartass whiteboy June 15, 2024
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Whiteboy Sweat

When a person of caucasian or colder climate visits a tropical climate and begins to sweat extremely profusely only within a short number of minutes of walking.
Man look at that guy over there, he's only been walking for a few minutes and he's drenched? He's got a lot of Whiteboy Sweat for sure.
by Bille Jeanlashes July 19, 2023
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whiteboy-ramen

1. Ramen noodles that were cooked by a whiteboy.

2. Something that sounds disappointing, but turns out to be really good.
That movie is whiteboy-ramen. The previews and advertisements made it look bad, but it's actually really good.
by liddle_erbles November 12, 2023
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whiteboy kink

When people (men and women) of other ethnicities fetishize white men typically for their differenent skin color in a sexual way, making the sex a little bit spicier and kinkier compared to doing it of someone your own race
You see Lexi over there she's bored and growing out of her skin I think she has whiteboy kink because all I see is her tryna pipe them white boys
by wallaced January 4, 2022
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whiteboy butthurt

A special kind of butthurt that mainly effects white boys and men, but is not limited to that demographic entirely. Conservative women and confused people of color may also display symptoms of being “Whiteboy Butthurt.”

This phenomenon can be detected easily by an individual’s excessive use of hyperbole coupled with a lack of substantial or intellectual criticism when they feel someone is negatively encroaching on their perceived freedoms.

IE: the freedom to be an asshole all the time with no consequence, the freedom to tell others what to do while having zero experience in the given subject, the freedom to blindly ignore all sociopolitical aspects of a given circumstance, and the freedom to be right all the time.

If your concerned a friend or partner may get Whiteboy Butthurt, check the walls for fist size holes, and their internet history. 4chan can be a red flag, but what they do on Reddit is far more indicative of Whiteboy Butthurtism.

The easiest place to find people being Whiteboy Butthurt is in YouTube comments, political forums, outside abortion clinics in the south, and Philadelphia.
I asked my family to wear masks for the holidays because I have a compromised immune system and they got super Whiteboy butthurt. I should move out of Kentucky.
by PooBottu February 4, 2022
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whiteboi

The modern politically correct term for a "male" of the white race. whitebois should never be called "men", "guys", "males", etc. And the word itself should never be capitalized, to demonstrate the natural inferiority and inadequacy of whitebois.
Once Hannah finally got to experience getting pounded by a Strong Dominant Black Alpha Male, she never touched another whiteboi again.
by BeneathBlackMen November 16, 2022
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whiteboy swag

prettiest soul, mind, and body. always the best people to keep around. full of love
in luv with whiteboy swag
by milfcentral November 25, 2021
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