Squeeze-n-wheeze

Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.

Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"

by Dirty hoodlatch 69 February 25, 2018

wheezing tortoise

someone who shot an ostrich in the last 34 minutes

he is a wheezing tortoise

by Human who is also an ostrich June 24, 2022

Wheeze

The collective noun for a group of smokers

Look at that Wheeze over there, they have probably all been smoking since high school.

by FFFarms January 17, 2025

wheezed out

when u drank the liquids of the forbiddon fruit and it hits u harder than thor hit zeus with his hammer

bro dennis is so wheezed out bro

by wheezedout August 21, 2019