Wedge

Anyperson who masturbates excessively, causeing chafing of the skin and arousal by virtually all members of the opposite sex.

Alex, youre such a Wedge! i heard what you do every night in front of the computer.

by TheLunchTable11 April 29, 2011

Wedged

This word has two meanings.

1. Meaning a full belly of food.
2. Can be used to describe someone who is wealthy, because their wallet resembles the shape of a wedge.

1. Good dinner mom, my belly is fully wedged.

2. That dude has bank yo, his wallet is wedged.

by Quentin Daniel August 4, 2006

The Wedge

1. a person whose presence reminds one of a wedgie
2. a person who invokes extreme discomfort and cannot be disposed of gracefully

"Damn! The Wedge is here!"
"Run before it's too late!"

by Erik and Brian January 22, 2004

Wedge

Someone who consistently invites themself into a conversation, group or event. Normally knows you daily schedule. Enjoys telling stories that occured like 4.567 seconds before. Also enjoys telling stories that begin with "This one time..." and "Oh and another time." These will continue until invervention protocols are initiated. Normally farted upon by peers.

Buckley!!!
Who is this wedge?
Why are you wedging into this conversation??
Are you trying to wedge into my LAN?

by Gilesy December 29, 2008

Wedge

Wedge: 1. Hot, Awesome, Fantastic, Fetch. Wedgetastic, Wedgerific, Wedgeiful
2. Ass.
3. In reference to an alcoholic drink "Chocolate Orange Wedge."

1. That is sooooooo wedge!
2. Back that wedge up!
3. A little Chocolate. A little orange. A little Wedge.

by Heather, Erin, Kristiney, Amy, Stephen December 11, 2004

Wedging

The act of telling people what another person is up to so that they know to steer clear of them.

We need to start wedging grandma away from Jim before he convinces her to give him 7 dollars. Tell her he's a 9/11 Truther and thinks the Monkeypox outbreak was a Russian plot.

by StewAnon Researcher February 24, 2023

skyler wedge

he is sexy and can pull any girl in the world he is awsome and ahtletic

he is skyler wedge

by sky wege cool May 12, 2017