red wedding

a magnificent and spectacular stage performed by The Boyz on the sh1t show called ‘kingdom’.

A: hey, why are you crying?
B: the boyz’s ‘red wedding’ performance is so beautiful it doesn’t feel real

by horserider April 23, 2021

fox wedding

A traditional Japanese way to describe a day that is rainy but that is sunny at the same time

WOW it is rainy but at the same time it is sunny! Who can believe that!?

That's rad bruh!

We call that kind of weather the fox wedding in japan.

by THE ALDENTE May 22, 2016

wedding jen

When you drink so much you’re as drunk and wild as you were on your wedding night.

Omg you’re wedding Jen right now

by Doritoman44 June 9, 2019

wedding tackle

Male genitals.

The tackle is a fishing reference.

Especially seems to be used when the male genitals are in danger. (Similar to how the english refer to their "Crown Jewels")

I came around the side of the house and there was a pitbull headed straight for my wedding tackle!

by lukeod May 22, 2005

monkey's wedding

when it is raining and the sun is shinning

it's a monkey's wedding outside

by Jade Bezuidenhout January 1, 2007

Wedding Drunk

That special kind of drunk you can only experience at a wedding reception. This is known to cause beligerant behavior and situational amnesia in the usually lucid drinker. The ramifications of a good wedding drunk can be severe if others are not aware of the special situation.

After the Lantz wedding, I became wedding drunk and, so I'm told, called the bride's mother a bitch.

by Bloozmann January 27, 2010

smok wed

When an 8 year old finds an overused joke but spells it wrong. Used a lot from people who thinks they can sound cool.
(Dont do drugs kids)

#Smok

8 year old:I liek to smok wed ev3ryday
Me: Woah, I can define this but get 5 likes, and also trigger kids! Cool!

by Oxxn November 18, 2017