Watermelon

The egg of a snake, as thought of in common lofian lore

Dont touch that watermelon, it might hatch soon.

by Philip Sap June 14, 2008

Watermelon

Green on the outside, red on the inside.

Basically most environmentalist extremists, particularly global warming alarmists.

Watermelon: "we need to put a price on carbon!"

Person: "fuck off you socialist/commie douchebag"

by UziSuicide101 August 19, 2010

WATERMELON

A "WATERMELON" WOMAN IS A WOMAN WHO IS SWEET BUT HAVE TOO MANY SEEDS. SEEDS BEING CHILDREN.

"HEY MAN, YOU SEE THAT GIRL OVER THERE?"

"YEA MAN, I KNOW HER..SHE'S A WATERMELON...SWEET THOUGH BUT DAMN SHE HAVE TOO MANY SEEDS"

"FOR REAL....HOW MAN KIDS SHE GOT?"

by www.myspace.com/allhaters March 24, 2009

watermelon

old people sex.

watermelon is wet and cruchy.
ew.

by brittanyxbizarre July 11, 2008

Watermelon

Watermelon (noun) A food favorited by cotton picking playas. Usually preferred to be sautéed with barbecue sauce and served with ice cold Kool Aid.

Tyrone: He gots the watermelon!
Demitrious: Yeah slime let’s steal it!

by Pube plucker December 21, 2020

watermelon

summer at its finest 🍉🍉

summer is watermelon

by Bestie4ever June 07, 2021

Watermelon

A fat black guy

I saw this massive watermelon walking down main street.

by School black kid June 06, 2022