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Walmartophobia

The fear of Walmart. The fear of being trapped in a building with a large number of people, most of whom are either unintelligent, rude, or in any other way undisirable, and being stuck in long lines for extended periods of time. Those who exhibit Walmartophobia, sometimes referred to as "Walmartophobes" go to great lengths to shop else where in an attempt to avoid Walmart, even if it means spending more money. In severe cases, the mere mention of the name Walmart evokes a negative response. Sufferers experience anxiety, stress, frustration, anger, and sudden and strong urge to punch anyone around them.
"Every time we go to Walmart Jeff gets so stressed out and frustrated, he hates going. He has Walmartophobia."
by ShadowWolf88 August 5, 2012
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Walmart fan

A fan of a university's sports team who never actually attended the university. Oftentimes said individual bought one of their t-shirts at Walmart and declared themself a fan.
"Did that guy even go to UNC?". "No of course not, he is a Walmart fan like 90% of their fans".
by The Real Carolina June 11, 2013
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walmart survivor

game played by a group of friends at a Walmart Super center.

Said group must stay in the Walmart as long as you can living off things in Walmart untill you are kicked out or you just can't take it anymore and leave on your own on a "walk of shame". The last one inside is the winner.
I lasted for three days in the walmart survivor before I was kicked out for bathing in the bathroom....
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Wahman respecter

Someone who respects wahman (woman) so much. Mad lads are wahman respecters
"Wow, Nick, you respect wahman so much. You are a wahman respecter."

"Harry, you just disrespected wahman. How dare you! "
by Nick loves yogurt March 28, 2019
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Walmart Fat

an extreme degree of obesity, most commonly observed at Walmart, and almost always seen clothed in a pair of too small sweatpants
It only looks like two people are wearing the same pair of pants, the guy is actually walmart fat.
by Kilj0y July 28, 2010
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Walmarting

Walmarting is what all your friends know you did, but never actually saw you do. Walmarting is an alleged sexual interaction that others suspect happened or will happen due to viable circumstance.
Jason and Ashley disappeared from the party together, they were probably walmarting.
by Safiyya June 20, 2014
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Walmart

The largest retailer in the world, the second largest corporation in the world and now the largest grocery and toy retailer in the USA. When Wal-Mart moves into an area it creates traffic problems and environmental problems. Is known for its bad public relations, slave wages and benefits that match, predatory pricing, use of cheap foreign labor to produce it’s goods in countries such as China, Korea, Philippines, Malaysia, Cambodia, Thailand, and Vietnam, and often employing illegal immigrants for dirt cheap wages here in the USA…all the while advertising it’s phony patriotism.

Known for its large box like appearance and super massive parking lots with no trees. Walmart is crowded with people who do not have the best hygiene and are often overweight due to the excessive junk food they purchase at Walmart. Perhaps one of the worst things Walmart does is to move into an area, drive out all other businesses and then close down, leaving the area decimated.
Walmart is the single largest importer of foreign produced good in the USA. So I guess that’s what they mean when they say in their commercials “Bringing it home to the USA”?
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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