wanker

One who plays Ragnarok Online

go play ragnarok ya fuckin wanker!

by n00bz0rz July 7, 2003

wanker

Literally 'One who wanks' (masturbates)
Used derogatively to infer one who is unable to get any and relieve their need to wank due to gross personality defects.

Australian (and particularly Melburnian) usage infers one who is a pseudo-intellectual or more generally speaking out of their arseholes in an effort to impress.

See also: Tosser, Tosspot, Pillock, jerk, arsehole, wanka, wank.

'you, my friend, are a wanker.'

by Wylis June 20, 2006

wanker

a person of great stupidity and annoyance who doesnt get inside jokes

A person is a wanker if they are a boob.

by the cleevage and the titty May 26, 2006

wanker

One who excessively masterbates... there lives are no more then the dream of going home and wacking off to an imaginery image of a dream girl they will never have...

also see Brian M.

by Capt Penguin n Capt Duckie August 2, 2003

wanker

A person who is addicted to playing themselves.

John is a wanker.

by joosy poosy May 4, 2003

wanker

He who wanks off.

Joe is such a wanker. Looking at those pictures of Britany Spheres... Dirty Joe.

by Theo Gifford May 27, 2003

wanker

A word that is frequently shouted at me from the windows on a small boxy looking car travelling at excessive speeds and booming out crap music with four ugly wiggers inside, because i have longer than normal hair

Retard in car listening to R&B: "Oy WANKEEEEEEEEEEEER" *makes suggestive hand motions*

Me: "Fuck you" *walks on without caring*

by ScattyMatt July 20, 2005