by twisted behaviour August 05, 2011
Noun. British and Australian slang (vulgar). Singular form of wankers.
1. contemptible people; jerks.
2. insulting term for a masturbator, see tosser and jerk-off.
3. connotation not that masturbating itself is an insult but rather that the person called a "wanker" is so unlikeable that no one would ever be sexually interested in them so the only sexual activity they will ever be involved in is masturbation.
1. contemptible people; jerks.
2. insulting term for a masturbator, see tosser and jerk-off.
3. connotation not that masturbating itself is an insult but rather that the person called a "wanker" is so unlikeable that no one would ever be sexually interested in them so the only sexual activity they will ever be involved in is masturbation.
What a wanker!
You are a wanker.
He's or She's a wanker.
That (insert name) is such a wanker!
Don't be such a wanker.
You are a wanker.
He's or She's a wanker.
That (insert name) is such a wanker!
Don't be such a wanker.
by Evie, let your hair hang down... November 03, 2006
by Vandonn May 17, 2015
by victorhadin March 25, 2003
'one who masturbates their pork sword more than an ordinary person', 'a person who comes across as stuck up or smug'
EXAMPLE 1
Mum: 'Johnny you really should stop tossing off that tiny tree stump of a penis you have'
Johnny: (while wanking) 'what can I say Mum im just a wanker'
Mum: Indeed you are Johnny look at you go infact I might join you for a wank later then we can be wankers together. Goodbye wanker Johnny!
Example 2:
Yoda: Luke use the force
Luke: fuck off u midget green wanker
Mum: 'Johnny you really should stop tossing off that tiny tree stump of a penis you have'
Johnny: (while wanking) 'what can I say Mum im just a wanker'
Mum: Indeed you are Johnny look at you go infact I might join you for a wank later then we can be wankers together. Goodbye wanker Johnny!
Example 2:
Yoda: Luke use the force
Luke: fuck off u midget green wanker
by Dan Roach September 18, 2007
by ReDDo August 17, 2003
A wanker is always used as someone who is ineffectual or useless. It does not substitute for asshole, bastard, dickhead etc. ItΒ΄s roots are in the assumtion that someone who is so useless he cannot find another human being to have sexual relations with has to have sex with himself.
Hence the term meaning to be one who masturbates frequently.
Hence the term meaning to be one who masturbates frequently.
Tony Blair is always pandering to the Americans...what a wanker!
He failed his driving test again the fucking wanker!
He failed his driving test again the fucking wanker!
by Mexcelt March 07, 2006
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