by Dr. Otto Botte November 10, 2010
by Alien Potatoe December 23, 2009
A fake wedding, the ultimate punchline of being engauged. Most likely an overblown party where the hosts/hostesses are audacious enough to ask for wadding presents in the hopes their friends would just play along and give them a fake wedding in case they never have a real one.
"So we've picked a date for the wadding, and we're registered at Bed Bath and Beyond."
"Did you get your wadding invitation? It's a black tie affair."
"Our wadding is going to be so beautiful...and full of wine and naughty pictures"
"Did you hear, Paul is doing the catering for our wadding?"
"Did you get your wadding invitation? It's a black tie affair."
"Our wadding is going to be so beautiful...and full of wine and naughty pictures"
"Did you hear, Paul is doing the catering for our wadding?"
by Alana Howard February 1, 2008
John Holmes was nicknamed "THE WAD!!!"
by Matt Ross September 26, 2003
A tightly folded up "wad" of toilet paper jammed in your ass crack to prevent yourself from shitting your pants because you have diarrhea.
Is a temporary fix, for example if it comes on when you're out in a bar or a club. Note the wad needs to be changed quite frequently.
Is most commonly mistaken for a wad of dough/money.
Is a temporary fix, for example if it comes on when you're out in a bar or a club. Note the wad needs to be changed quite frequently.
Is most commonly mistaken for a wad of dough/money.
In the Bar:
Guy 1:"Hey man, big night tonight, I've taken out a lot of cash, how about you - you gonna blow your Wad?"
Guy 2: "I sure as hell hope not..." *runs to bathroom again*
Guy 1:"Hey man, big night tonight, I've taken out a lot of cash, how about you - you gonna blow your Wad?"
Guy 2: "I sure as hell hope not..." *runs to bathroom again*
by GBstyle March 4, 2009
Weapons of Ass Destruction. Most commonly referred to as a belt, a switch, a paddle, basically anything that causes intense pain on your gluteus maximus.
by JayMayKha501 January 6, 2012