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Tyrannosaurus mega super aids 

A newly discovered and extremely contagious disease. With capabilities to take out millions, scientists wonder of the possibilities of its use in warfare.
One country could use its tyrannosaurus mega super aids to defend and overcome rapid machine gun fire.

TyrannosauruSS 

The one true soulmate to the TaradactylSS, this rare creature is the definition of perfection. Breathtakingly gorgeous inside and out, just being in his presence is pure joy. Conversating with him comes easy and natural, but also distracting because of his insane good looks. You may find yourself lost in his eyes or staring at his lips wishing you could be kissing them because they are out of this world. He is the best part of your whole day and any time away from him feels like an eternity. He's everything and more you could ever ask for; smart, funny, witty, and crazy sexy. Just like a lamborghini, driving him in him is an absolute dream come true. You'll find yourself wanting to keep driving over and over again because he handles so fucking smoothly.
That tyrannosauruSS is such a smoke show in his suit pants.
I want to PMR that tyrannosauruSS for life.
TyrannosauruSS by Tear a dactyl October 17, 2021

TyrannosauruSS 

The one true soulmate to the TaradactylSS, this rare creature is the definition of perfection. Breathtakingly gorgeous inside and out, just being in his presence is pure joy. Conversating with him comes easy and natural, but also distracting because of his insane good looks. You may find yourself lost in his eyes or staring at his lips wishing you could be kissing them because they are out of this world. He is the best part of your whole day and any time away from him feels like an eternity. He's everything you could ever possibly want; funny, smart, witty, and insanely sexy. Just like a lamborghini, driving him is an absolute dream come true. You'll want to just keep driving him over and over again because he handles so fucking smoothly.
That tyrannosauruSS is a total smoke show in his suit pants.

I want to PMR that tyrannosauruSS for life.
TyrannosauruSS by Tear a dactyl October 17, 2021

Tyrannosaurus wreck

Also known as a T-wreck, this is a person who is such a mess and wreck that they are compared to the intensity and violent predatory nature and behavior of a Tyrannosaurus rex (T-rex).
I simply CANNOT. I am a Tyrannosaurus wreck!

Help! The Tyrannosaurus wreck is coming!

This is so hard I feel like such a Tyrannosaurus wreck!
Tyrannosaurus wreck by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

Tyrannosaurus sex

When you fold up your arms to the length of a T-Rex’s and (using your arms) try to get your erect member into a female’s genitalia.
“Me and my bitch had proper tyrannosaurus sex.”

Sexual Tyrannosaurus 

E-100
Wow, look at the HD texture on the E-100. That thing is a sexual tyrannosaurus!
Sexual Tyrannosaurus by YeRPerOnI September 27, 2021