vacuum pussy 

A pussy that sucks all the juices out of a dick, must be installed, batteries not included, don't turn on full power or you may take the whole cock off

"My girlfriend used the vacuum pussy on me last night. Now I am fucking dickless!"

vacuum pussy by Qwerty12e January 14, 2017

Vacuum Masturbation 

When you use a vacuum's hose attachment to clean the body of the vacuum.

I had lots of fun sucking up the spider webs with Vacuum Masturbation

Vacuum Masturbation by E.N. Smith October 1, 2008

vacuum seal double hand schlop schlop manuever 

to give a really good shuck wilst stroking the cock extremely.

she used the vacuum seal double hand schlop schlop manuever

vacuum seal double hand schlop schlop manuever by AlabamianFootballPlayer June 4, 2018

Vacuum My Sausage 

The most awkward way possible to ask someone to give you a blow-job. This would be one of the most inappropriate and incorrect ways of asking for one.

"I think that creep is hitting on me. Can we please leave?"
"What did he say?"
"Vacuum My Sausage."
"Oh god. Let's get out of here.."

Vacuum My Sausage by hazfreckles November 2, 2011

Vacuum Kiss 

The surprising act of sucking the oxygen out of someone's mouth when they lean in to kiss you.

The date went great until he vacuum kissed me outside my house! WTF!

Vacuum Kiss by Snydergate June 13, 2017

vacuum-mouth 

When there is no other way to clean something up (without making more of a mess) than to suck it up with your mouth ,like noo-noo.

"crap I spilt coffee on my laptop and its between the keys!"
"Quick! just vacuum-mouth it!"

vacuum-mouth by Iamem May 6, 2012

Vacuum Job 

When a women uses a vibrator on herself while giving a blowjob, creating a suction and buzzing sound from the vibrator

Last night we both came so hard from her amazing vacuum job

Vacuum Job by bzzzzslurp November 18, 2010