Entertainment value

Entertainment value. You have your wages, holiday pay, vacation and benefits. Then you have the entertainment value. Often worth more on a day to day basis than all the rest of the compensation from work. It's sometimes the only way to get to the end of the day.

Chuck: "Hey Bob, how's it going today?"
Bob: "This place is run by idiots. I can't take it any more."
Chuck: "Well Bob, you can always look for the entertainment value!"

by Chessgrandpa June 11, 2010

Value Meal

Initially a threesome, but can be upgraded using various names of Burger King meals. Such as the Whopper Value Meal, which consists of hot twins and yourself, the Whopper Jr. Value meal, a hot chick and her equally hot younger sister. If need be even the Double, Triple, or Quad Stacker to create a threesome, foursome or fivesome respectively. Many more variations are available, feel free to be imaginative. Also, take note that if you are indeed a woman, feel free to substitute the women for men unless you are a lesbian which is always completely acceptable.

Man I just hooked up and got myself a Whopper Jr. Value Meal with a chick and her younger sister. Both very hot.

by Capn26 July 20, 2008

family values

Family values are values which dictates how a family lives. One family might value healthy habits, while another family might value anarchy, thus having no values (still having no values is a value).

Father #1: What have I told you before son? No smoking coccaine in the house! I value healthy habits and I'll make sure this whole family values it as well!

Father #2: Son, remember this value, no values are good values. So if you forget this value well good for you! Now have some of this fine coccaine!

by Chronic Logic March 10, 2007

value chain

Value Chain, a fake ass chain that niggers wear and say it real bling. Made of plastic.

Yo, you see that nigga with that value chain? Damn, thats some weak shit.

by K-Frizzle June 9, 2004

jump value

The monetary difference between your current salary and what employers are courting you with. Was common in the 90s with web developers and solution architects when they were switching jobs frequently to have jump values of five figures when all bonuses and incentives were calculated. This number was often compared against the potential for salary hikes with an existing employer over x years, but also as a way to guage one's 'rank' or value in the .com revolution.

-Right now I've got a jump value of $20k, and this company is actively recruiting me, so I'm thinking about doing it.
--Do it! Jump!
-Yeah, if I stay at my current job, I can only expect 5% raises annually, plus 4k in incentive bonuses, so I'd make a hell of a lot more money in that two years if I jump now!

by SS January 22, 2004

dit value

To do something, (predominately but not exclusively) under the influence of alcohol for the primary purpose of having a witty or amusing anecdote with which to regale your comtemporays.

I.e girl a to girl b:
"so then everyone else went to bed and I got a little drunk and ordered porn on my dad's credit card. You know its going to show up on his itemised bill and its going to take him less then 5 minutes to realise it isnt a site my bro would subscribe to."
girl b. "... gahhhh, gutted! why did you do that?"
girl a " I was bored ..."
girl b "and you're telling me for...?
Girl a "dit value."

by RoxyStar October 30, 2007

NFT value

Nothing it just an jpeg...
Why would you buy it?

You-hey! Do you have any NFT'S?
¿?-yeah why do you ask?
You-oh and how do you think its worth?
¿?- 500k-1M
You-nah i think its worth 0
¿?- why?
You- its just a fucking jpeg you can get it for free with 2 fucking clicks that the fucking NFT value

by Lsunix456 July 18, 2022