When you are fucking a girl from behind and right as you are about to cum, she grabs her cheeks and spreads them so you can cum on her asshole while making a wish
Wishing upon a chocolate starfish is the adult version of blowing out candles on a birthday cake, usually with less family around.
by Big booty G November 10, 2020
The "ultimate" punish ment given by Baal, when really she is just locking you away where only she can reach you
by sjiwkw November 23, 2021
by Aoki-kun February 05, 2020
1. Someone who at one point of your life you liked/loved and/or was very special to you (i.e. boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, someone you dated with potential) who now is nonexistent or acts brand new.
1. "Boo, now don't you go off to Vegas with your boys for a weekend and come back acting like a once upon a time boo!"
by Green Tea Mochi March 25, 2011
1. made to suffer extreme indignity by those in power;
2. rendered dysfunctional by severe administrative incompetence
2. rendered dysfunctional by severe administrative incompetence
1. Our Vietnam veterans were shat upon from a dizzying height.
2. The server ran fine until it was shat upon from a dizzying height.
2. The server ran fine until it was shat upon from a dizzying height.
by Smoodge the Naked August 18, 2006
Used when some idiot is trying to be funny. It started when 2 morons were playing a game in which they say a word, then the other would say a different word, and make a sentence.
by Tookar April 13, 2005
Matt: "hey Sam, I heard you met someone new on tinder!"
Sam: "Once upon a mattress . . . "
Matt: "Say no more man, I know how this is gonna end."
Sam: "Once upon a mattress . . . "
Matt: "Say no more man, I know how this is gonna end."
by Sexual Conotations October 03, 2017