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seventh level upgrade

when a huMan being needs to upgrade to the next level of life, job, career, relationsHip or consciousness.

Can be used sarcastically to those you wish to wake up or to someone you want to see achieve greatness.
Ex 1: Johnny is so caught up on telling everyone else to "move on" and "let it go" that he doesn't see he's the one stuck in the past; serious seventh level upgrade needed.

Ex 2: Sweetheart, I think it's time for a seventh level upgrade. You're boss doesn't appreciate you or your talent; it's time to move up the ladder and really affect change that will help people.
by sevenlevels November 30, 2013
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Upgrade

Upgrade- also known as a Nancy. often referred to as the love of a Joel's Life.
''I upgraded my lifestyle by getting myself a Nancy.''
by Joellvn June 10, 2017
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BETRAYAL UPGRADE IMMINENT

When you get betrayed by someone/somebody so you gotta take things to full measures.
Person 1: I slept with your girlfriend, my bad man.
Person 2: *Betrayal upgrade imminent*
Person 1: *Gets a sign to the head*
by KlngAsh March 9, 2024
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Get your license upgraded

Euphemism for getting a girlfriend.

Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.
Dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.

What do you mean, I hardly drive.

No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.

Oh.
by Philosofickle Carlos June 11, 2011
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by CognitiveFuel December 19, 2025
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upgraded trash

something or someone that is worthless, discarded, useless and or all of the above, but dresses and acts classier or more "upscale"

someone of zero class or moral standards yet has an arrogant sense of entitlement about them
She still looks trashy, but a more upgraded trashy if you will.
by madameQueenB August 27, 2013
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upgradable

When the person you are dating or having an affair with is not bad but still needs a bit more work to improve their game.
Yo that bitch tasha gotta fatty but her head game is weak, she still upgradable though.
by Mandinga October 1, 2003
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