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sweet swizzling

The Epitome of coolness. Something so cool that cool does not even explain it. To imagine the depth of its coolness would be like trying to imagine a left handed one legged monkey balancing on a ball while explaining the meaning of life to a hockey puck in the 5th dimension, blindfolded. Yes, that cool. A person who is this cool is known as an all mighty Swizzler.
"Hey Benjamin, did you set off the cherry bomb in the girls bathroom?" "Of course. It was sweet swizzling!"
by The Rota dweller May 25, 2009
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Peter-Twirling

Acting arrogant. Peter Twirling is a more polite euphemism for dick wagging. Essentially a man acting as if his penis were so big he could swing it around like a pocketwatch on a chain.
Ed: Duck, man, here comes that arrogant asshole Bob.

Joe: Man, If I have to endure his peter-twirling bullshit today I'm gonna kick his ass!
by killersbytrade June 7, 2010
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Ass Twiddling

When one person is not active, they are twiddling their thumbs. When someone doesn't know what they are doing their head is up their ass.

Ass Twiddling is when a team is composed of people who don't take action and seem incapable of doing it, at which point, everyone is shoving their thumbs to twiddle up another's ass.
That division is completely useless. Far too much ass twiddling going on.
by MysticVigilance December 8, 2014
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Twinling

1. (v.) To chase someone down a dark alley while screaming British nonsense.

2. (n.) A pair of bitches.

3. (adj.) An old British term meaning 'Damn Bitch, you stank!'
1. (v.) Annabel twinlinged Jimmy after he attempted to steal her lipstick.

2. (n.) George Bush and Dick Cheney are Twinlings.

3. (adj.) In her early years, Oprah was often harassed by people calling her a twinling.
by A Concerned Citiczen October 21, 2008
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twirling the bird

smoking methamphetamines out of a glass pipe
dont loan any money to bob, he's been twirling the bird....
by Andrew Giminiani April 30, 2003
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twitling

a term used to describe people who are new to twitter and don't know anything about it
I just got twitter today. I don't know anything about it and I decided that I needed a word to describe myself. I'm a twitling and I coined this term.
by jc796 December 30, 2011
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