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trying to get that butt

Typically referring to a males contionous efforts to have sexual relations with a female.
Kelvin: Aaah I saw how sharon was looking at you. sup with that?
Ray: Yes sir...I been trying to get that butt for a minute. She playing like she a good girl. But I know she a freak!
by I know she a freak! June 24, 2014
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monkeys trying to fuck a football

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task
Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football
by wamboozled October 10, 2014
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Just Trying To Get A Mother Fucking Scholarship

A term that is used when someone does not actually know what they are doing, or when someone does not care about what the other person has to say.
Matt: Hey man what's up! We haven't talked in forever!

Zach: Oh nothing much, JUST TRYING TO GET A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOLARSHIP!
by Mr. Shlibsta May 16, 2010
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trying to wet

african american term mainly used in the halls of high school. generally used to explain somebody telling somebody off or trying to be smart.
Guy 1- you look like a horse wagon.

Random Bystander- Ohh he trying to wet..!
by cr0wnedt0rtuga June 1, 2011
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One of the MOST ANNOYING messages you will come across on the social networking community Myspace.

What it means is that that particular user has chosen to make the pictures in their photo page only available to friends, or sometimes nobody at all.

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These people may have a myriad of reasons to justify hiding their photos, which include:

Shyness (rather stupid, since you put yourself on the web in the first place - why not show all?)

To repel pervs - understandable, since there are certainly a lot out there. Not all hot 19 year-old chicks on myspace want some icky 40-year old fat guy masturbating to their photos.

To prevent "fakes" - for some strange reason, certain losers love to steal people's pictures, and make a fake profile using those pictures. The motives for this are lost on me. Maybe these losers get off on how many views their fake profile gets??

To prevent picture theft and editing - again, people sometimes steal the pictures, and then photoshop them in various ways. I don't understand why.

And the final reason - just to be annoying.
Teenage boy 1: "Hey, I just found some really cute girl on myspace"
Teengage boy 2: "Let's look at her pics!"
Teenage boy 1: "Oh, damn, they're set to private!"
Teenage boy 2: "Huh?"
Teenage boy 1: "Yeah, it says The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to private."
by kire December 3, 2007
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rat trying to get out

When you gotta shit so bad that the shit pops in and of your arsehole as if convulsing. See Prarie Dog or Seismic Fart.

To wanna shit really bad, but have to hold on while farting your guts out rotten!

To be prarie dogging while farting.

To paint your undies with a brown skidmark and flavour the room with he scent of shit.
I was sitting on the train when this guy moaned, "rat trying to get out!"

"Next thing I knew I was on the floor choking to death, passengers were jumping to their deaths from the moving train and one woman even stabbed herself to death with her knitting needles to save herself from the filth in the air!"

"While coming out of a coma in hospital the nurse said the papers called it, The Seismic Fart of the Century!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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just trying to chill

Like, I'm not interested. Thanks. Or, get off my back.
"You get real intense real quick and I'm just trying to chill."
by KDawg82 April 5, 2016
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