Workzone Super Trucker

A driver of a mega-fleet truck incapable of maintaining the speed limit on an open road who will often be seen maintaining their maximum speed through construction zones in an attempt to pass and makeup time.

That Werner driver sure is a workzone super trucker. Look at him go!

by ScorpDX April 16, 2014

Swift Trucker

The worst driver imaginable. They should be paying Swift to drive.

Ben: Hey, did you see that truck in a ditch? I hope they're ok.
John: Yeah, it said Swift on the side.
Ben: Never mind, dumbass Swift Trucker never went to driving school.

by not a swift trucker March 28, 2022

Squatch Trucker

A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.

The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.

by Bigdummie April 17, 2021

Super-Trucker

Typically a Super Trucker claims to have years of experience trucking, but nothing to back up their so called experience. Often refer to other truckers as rookies or steering wheel holders. Their trucking resume usually consists of hauling a van trailer and too scared to hauling anything heavy or oversized.

That trucker couldn't drive a sharp stick in the ground but apparently can back up for miles. They must be a Super-Trucker

by Jungle-monkey May 21, 2023

spear trucker

a NGGER/ ( black man)throws spears likes trucks

hey ron did you see that spear trucker running down the street with the stolen radio?

by racist scumbag January 18, 2009

Schooly trucker meal

Schooly trucker meal contains the following: Diet Pepsi, Olive Garden Cheese Ravioli, Olive Garden Stuffed Ziti Fritta, and Olive Garden Salad with Breadsticks.

I am completely starving and need to get a Schooly trucker meal for myself as I’m craving the OG.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Craig Tucker(South Park)

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Boy 1:It’s Craig Tucker(South Park)!
Boy 2:Shit.

by Echo-Snake2 April 21, 2023