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furlough tourettes

The act of uncontrollably erupting into a profanity laced hate-bomb directed at Governor Schwarzenegger each and every time the word “furlough” is heard, (most commonly diagnosed in California state workers).
"Furlough, f@cking bullsh&t, c*cksucker. I'd like to furlough that motherf#cker right in his five foot nothing ass!" said Bill.

Sadly, this is yet another sad case of furlough tourettes.
by the honkey donkey August 7, 2009
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Movie Tourettes

One who extensively speaks quotes from movie, television, music, or popular culture.
Enrico: "That movie was scary. What Scares you?"
Febreze: "Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands."
Enrico: "Dude Febreze, you have movie tourettes. All you do is quote lines from Austin Powers."
by Gurumoe July 27, 2007
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Hollywood Tourette's

A neurological syndrome whose symptoms are largely characterized by speech patterns compulsively peppered with memorable quotes from notable films. These quotes often appear to comprise the main method of communication in those afflicted with HTS. The syndrome is also often accompanied by an almost encyclopedic knowledge of popular contemporary cinema and a penchant for witticism. Also see: quotewhore.
"So how'd your date go last night?"
"Oh it was fine, he was super cute, but he was all movie quotes all night... terminal case of Hollywood Tourette's."
"*So* sad..."
"So sad."
by gecko2echo December 10, 2008
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Tourettes Guy

The funniest person on the internet.

Hey you, don't talk shit about danny, he really has tourettes, he died because an idiot had to get in a car accident with him. Danny deserves alittle tribute.
"Don't talk shit about total"

and

Pay the tourettes guy some respect
by ofhwkdhtgnkarn September 1, 2007
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work tourettes

Inflictions in which obscenities are uttered uncontrollably while working. Work tourettes is often caused or acerbated by stress or an impending deadline.

An individual with work tourettes.
Me: Jane has been working so hard to meet that deadline, all I hear is "f*ck this" and "sh*t that" coming from her office.

You: Yeah, she sure has a case of work tourettes ... stay away from her.
by xtopher brown October 14, 2008
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lesbian tourette's

When a female coworker randomly texts you the word vagina.
Dude, Kate texted me vagina again. She totally has lesbian Tourette's.
by step1313 July 11, 2018
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Scientific Tourettes

When someone always randomly yells out the answers to questions during science class as if they have tourettes...only for scientific stuff.
Teacher: Now class, the most common way for an organism to-

Micah: -Flagella!

Alana and Caroline: Man, Micah has scientific tourettes!
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