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Cincinnati Touchdown

When you nut into a condom take it off then smack someone in the face with the condom. You yell "touchdown" throw your arms up and run off.
Hey guys look Jeff is asleep. I'm gonna Cincinnati Touchdown him.

Mexican Touchdown 

The hit on a pinata that breaks the pinata open.
The stampede for candy started once Jimmy scored a Mexican touchdown.
Mexican Touchdown by wolfeldar April 20, 2015

fly swatter touchdown dance 

This is the domestic spin on Football's Touchdown Dance. A dance that occurs whilst holding a fly swatter, once a highly elusive fly has finally met it's fatal smash-down.
Scenario to prompt a dance: I chased that annoying fly all over the house! It was a close call after losing valuable fly-swatting opportunities when it landed on the family dog, I finally got the sucker!

Fly Swatter Touchdown Dance Description:
While holding the fly swatter valiantly into the air like a sword, commence ridiculous hip swings, two steps, holding up the number one, or for the extra flourish Moon Walk!

Dutch Touchdown

to pull-out and cum on a girls stomach. In the process of spraying your ever-dieing kids on her, you throw up five fingers on one hand and the thumb on your other hand, simultaneously.

Signaling six-points for the touchdown you just splashed on her.
The scoring system is as follows:
You have a lifetime running total you must keep with yourself and friends.
If you miss her completely, or fail to achieve contact above the belly button, your total remains at 6 points.
If you get it on her face, you have successfully completed a two-point conversion and your total is now 8
If you make it on her chest or stomach its an extra point for a total of 7.
Last night while I was smashing my girlfriend, I pulled out and decided to go for two. I threw up my 6 fingers to signify my dutch touchdown but my kids landed on the sheets wide left. Leaving me with an unsuccessful point after attempt only giving me a 6 point night.
Dutch Touchdown by Splashmaster December 30, 2012

TSA touchdown 

Getting searched by the airport security because u accidentally left something in your pocket and you couldn't figure out what it was so the TSA had to give u a cavity search
I left some change in my pocket so a TSA agent took me into the back room and gave me a TSA touchdown
TSA touchdown by Batheahobo December 25, 2011

diarrhea touchdown 

When you're ass is about to break open and you barely make it to the toilet in time.
Officer, I really need to get back on the road. I'm about to score a diarrhea touchdown.
diarrhea touchdown by xpoopxmachinex November 11, 2013