bangalore torpedo

(n.) anti-trap device created by Captain McClintock of the British army while serving in India, 1912. The "Torpedo" was a number of ten steel tubes, about 13 pounds in weight each, that were flat-packed and assembled as needed. The front-most pole would have an explosive on the end which would detonate any mines in the area or clear barbed wire.

During the American Omaha beach landings on d-day, 1944, they troops cut throught the barbed wire with a bangalore torpedo.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

torpedo tits

Breasts in which the nipple and areola are on the high side of the breasts so that they appear to curve up. A fascination of the 50's era, bras were made to resemble this breast shape

Wow, that high school chick has torpedo tits!

by Bibliophile311 April 7, 2009

Toledo Torpedo

Moving one's bowels under water while in a bath, hot tub, or pool on another person.

I was making out in a pool, and as I dove under water She gave me a Toledo Torpedo.

by DJ Rawdawg May 1, 2006

Ragin' Torpedo

Masterbate until your shlong has turned a pinkish red color. Now, anally slam your partner against a wall. When she screams, release your penis from her pussy. Now, allow her to enjoy sucking your cock while reciting the ABC's.

Hey babe, will you please give me a Ragin' Torpedo?

by dbakizzle January 13, 2009

Turd Torpedo

A gigantic piece of turd that you let out in a public or private pool and sinks into the bottom of the pool.

Holy sh!t my sister let out a friggin turd torpedo in my friends pool!!!

by Pinchmeshanigans March 4, 2009

Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock

A self caused cockblock, with so much blocking power, it can only be caused by a major act of stupidity; Brought upon by themselves with good intentions for the receiver, but ended up bitting them in the ass. SPTC for short.

Guy 1: "Ha! That creeper just asked the hottest girl at university for nude photos via text!"

Guy 2: "He's got major Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock now; He's never getting laid."

by c.NEWBY;m.MANYARD;m.CAMERON May 28, 2010

fecal torpedo

A violent shit that rockets out of the ass at a very high rate of speed.

Jim: The stupid dog I was pet sitting swallowed a sock.
Steve: Really? What happened?
Jim: I took him to the vet and just before they were going to operate he shit the sock out at super speed.
Steve: Like a fecal torpedo?
Jim: Exactly.

Rob: How was lunch at the Chinese/Indian buffet place?
Lou: It was ok but half an hour later I had a fecal torpedo in stall #2

by Lou_III January 30, 2009