One of the hottest guys to ever exists. A Tobin will not have to work to get the girls. A bit of a smart ass, but all around sexy guy who treats women with respect and will charm you're clothes off. If you are dating a Tobin, consider your self extremely lucky. He has an interest in the arts and you will be his muse. Tobin's are iresistible and you'll find yourself extremely attracted to him and you're friends might find themselves getting very annoyed by how much you talk about him but will be jealous at the same time. Don't worry, Tobins may have a bit of a wondering eye, but if he's dedicated he'll stick with you and stay loyal through thick and thin.
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2. Co-Founder of Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution
3. Understudy for the Blue Man Group
4. Author of best-selling book The Man Inside Me
5. world's first Analrapist (analysist-therapist)
6. Graft vs Host survivor
7. Nevernude
8. alleged homosexual
"Me thinks a cupid I shall play"
"If this tableaux I can create, perhaps I can reclaim my mate!"
"I blue myself for hours"
"FIRE sale"
-Dr. Tobias Funke
"If this tableaux I can create, perhaps I can reclaim my mate!"
"I blue myself for hours"
"FIRE sale"
-Dr. Tobias Funke
by paddyo3584 December 28, 2008
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Tobias is a very fit man with sexy abs that attract all the women. His sexy voice makes woman scream as they walk towards him. If he wants sex he gets it by saying just 3 words. “Come to me”
by DefinitionBeast December 22, 2018
Get the Tobias mug.Actor best known for his role as John Kramer (a.k.a. The Jigsaw Killer) in the Saw films. He has worked in a variety of genres, typically playing a villain or other shady character. That creepy voice that John Kramer has? It's Tobin Bell's real speaking voice. Spooky.
Keep your eyes peeled for him in movies such as Goodfellas, The Quick And The Dead, and Mississippi Burning. His unmistakable face can also be found in an online horror trivia game, as well as on episodes of The Sopranos and ER.
Keep your eyes peeled for him in movies such as Goodfellas, The Quick And The Dead, and Mississippi Burning. His unmistakable face can also be found in an online horror trivia game, as well as on episodes of The Sopranos and ER.
by Dragonsblood_Venus May 4, 2008
Get the Tobin Bell mug.He's got a huge dong with a tattoo of a dragon on it. He is shorter than a hobbit but hairier than a dwarf. He would fit right in in the Hobbit and The Lord of The Rings. Some people call him the lover of math, I call him the love of my life. He could put his humongous dong in any of his students, the would just beg for more. He gives the worlds best hugs, but watch out so he doesn't rape you. I could call him Daddy anytime. He is the epitome of a handsome man. Tobias is love, Tobias is life.
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Meeting lead: Hi everyone, thanks for joining us. Before we get started, a few ground rules - keep yourself muted unless speaking, and no toobin’ unless your camera is off.
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