Toot

The guy on the server who is online the most, who speedruns to MEE6 Level bot faster than light, also a nice person.
Likes to eat ramen with badgers inside his house while in a tent.

Person 1: Did you hear, Toot crossed level 50 again.
Person 2: I'm surprised it took him this long.

by TheCoolerGodzilla May 21, 2021

Toots

A girl you really love and rate! A girl who is your best friend, and who you love to fuck.

Dirk: That bit of fluff in the office is pretty tasty!

Abs: Yes, she is. But keep your hands off, because she's my Toots.

by Abs - The One and Only. December 19, 2010

toot

a child that is stubborn and strong-willed in a cute way

Little Mary Beth is a toot!---she didn't want to eat her cereal so she blew a raspberry with a mouthful of cereal and then laughed after it spattered Mama on the face.

by oneletterK September 24, 2011

Toots

Toots means goodbye or Ill talk to you later.

Alright guys i’ll see you later, toots

by Yung Finesse October 29, 2020

Toot

When a female passes gas.
Only males are capable of farting,
Ladies only toot. If a lady farts they are no longer accepted by society

I toot! I do not fart, as I am a lady and shall remain one

by Improvingkelvinwronglol June 22, 2018

toot

Toot- is a shortened term for the word prostitute.

~Last night this toot tried to give me head, I had to smack that bitch.

by kamyre August 19, 2004

Tooted

High off your ass

I'm so totally tooted bro

by Bsimp0123456 December 10, 2016