tonic klonic

A spin off of the classic gin and tonic taken to the next level with an added dosage of klonopin.

Bartender:
What would you like to drink?

Customer:
This week has been tough and need something strong to take the edge off.

Bartender:
Sounds like you need a tonic klonic!

by dont.panic.its.organic October 26, 2017

tonic grind

drunken sex after drinking gin and tonic

Hey man I'm going home to do the tonic grind Esskeetttiiittt.

by SadDoris November 10, 2017

yellow tonic

Bottom shelf liquor.

The only think you’ll find at this bar is coors light, and the finest yellow tonic in town.

by FUCKALLIDON'TNEEDTHISSHIT November 27, 2017

Kiss and tonic

Gin and tonic with olive oil

I made you a kiss and tonic

by Gin and tonic June 16, 2016

kiss and tonic

A gin and tonic with olive oil

I made you a kiss and tonic

by Gin and tonic June 16, 2016

Tonic rub

When you rub carbonated liquid on your partners body

She and I decided to try the tonic rub

by Chad stephens December 11, 2020

Bombay & Tonic

An elegant cocktail made from the right mix of Bombay Sapphire, lemon, and tonic water. Its fans define it as "A whirlwind of the senses" since they state that a good Bombay & Tonic is much more than a cocktail: it is an experience that awakens creativity by activating all the senses. When tasted, the bright, fresh flavors of the botanicals of the acclaimed steam-infused BOMBAY SAPPHIRE® gin, combined with the perfect balance of a premium tonic, manages to awaken all five human senses (sight, sound, taste, smell, and touch).

Waiter: what would you like madam?
Miss: I'd need to stir my creativity, a Bombay & Tonic, please.

by Tinchofel89 November 23, 2021