Todd

A Todd is someone who makes an excessive amount of jokes about suicide but is actually very depressed and suicidal themselves
A) wow Jerry is always talking about suicide
B) he might be a Todd, we should help him
by metriod336 December 27, 2018
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A piece of shit who is a loser because his parents don’t love him
Guy 1: yo look at that dude being a dick

Guy 2: he must be a Todd
by Nigggggerhiggggger1347 November 25, 2019
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A guy that is loose with his dick, he sleeps around. Doesnt use protection. Can also leech of off women/girls/thots. A man that still acts like a young man. Can live at home with his mother. Tries to holler at every girl. Who chases after women who have no interest in him and is bordeline stalker.

Thirsty Old Dirty Dick
Girl 1: Look at the cute guy over there.

Girl 2: Nah chill girl he is a TODD.
by jedichick August 18, 2014
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An obviously obtuse white guy. Mansplains erroneously.
Todd: I’ll support trump ‘til 2021!
Me: Ya mean when he’s out of office? You’re not making sense, Todd.
by SDRidinghood December 10, 2019
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A man that happens to be a complete douche.
'Jeremy quit being such a Todd.'

'Have you ever known a man that's nae is Todd and he hasn't been a douche?'

'.....'
'Point proven.'
by Tasha<3 July 11, 2011
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A Fuckboy. Todd is the type of guy who does shit that generally pisses the population of the earth off all the time. He will also lead girls on just for hookups, says hes really into you but doesn't want to deal with all the "relationship bullshit" just to fuck you. He thinks about himself and only himself all the time but pretends to be really nice. He also does really fucked up shit and then complains about people who do the same old shit as him. once a fuckboy always a fuckboy, because fuck boys ganna be fuckboys.
Todd, a.k.a fuck boy, can be anybody that pisses you off, example "me: dude that kid really just punch a whole in your wall for no reason?

friend: yea told the kid the party was over but he wouldn't listen and punched the wall.

me: what a fucking fuckboy."
by _BS_ January 07, 2015
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A TODD Aussie slang for a nip of your favourite Spirit ,
throw a couple of Double TODDS in your coke and get this party going !
by stains murray April 12, 2019
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