Mary loved it when I gave her thumb service during sex, but when she tried it on me I said “no thanks!”
by Mrshinnypants June 21, 2020
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Albanians: 80%
Ukrainians: 60%
African Americans: 53%
Indonesians: 48%
Transylvanians: 41%
Kurds: 31%
Greeks: 30%
Syrians: 28%
Turks: 24%
Serbians: 20%
Africans: 13%
Western europeans: 0%
Rest of the world 0%
People who have Thvgborean DNA
Albanians: 80%
Ukrainians: 60%
African Americans: 53%
Indonesians: 48%
Transylvanians: 41%
Kurds: 31%
Greeks: 30%
Syrians: 28%
Turks: 24%
Serbians: 20%
Africans: 13%
Western europeans: 0%
Rest of the world 0%
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Another name for the blisters and general soreness felt in your thumb after playing Mario Kart 64 for too long. Caused by constant grinding of the thumb against the N64's rough control sick during sharp turns.
by HereWeGo September 2, 2012
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Get the heated thumb warmer mug.An age old tradition in the Canadian province of Quebec. This means of competition involves two combatants, the first competitor to shove his thumb up the other's anus is the defined victor. The provincial champion also gains the honor of being the leader of Quebec's Bloc Québécois Party.
"My father will not admit that I am a man, I will defeat him in a québécois thumb war." - Jim
"Mario Beaulieu is an idiot, I wish someone would just challenge him to a québécois thumb war already" - Jean
"Mario Beaulieu is an idiot, I wish someone would just challenge him to a québécois thumb war already" - Jean
by OrangeChocolate July 20, 2014
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"God damn, look at the thumb rests on that one. I can only imagine what doggystyle sex would be like with her."
by Snodfrey February 15, 2005
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Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.
by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008
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