East Texas Threesome

Where 2 participants in a threesome are related.

I accidentally participated in an East Texas Threesome and now my Uncle wants to murder me.

by Don Jr. February 27, 2015

Amish Threesome

To have sexual relations with two woman who are unshaven to the point that their vaginas actually look like they're growing beards.

"Did Josh end up hooking up with those two girls he met in the bar the other night?"

"Yeah but they were from Europe so you know that turned into an Amish threesome."

by 1manwolfepack August 25, 2011

gay threesome

when 3 men all ingage in anal sex with each other.

man,penis,man,penis,man
they go in this order and switch off positions for a gay threesome to happen

by Vladamir V. January 20, 2009

threesome

A wholesome mix of homosexuality and heterosexuality. Or you can just say, from the movie Get Him to the Greek, "It's just like having sex with your girlfriend while someone else also has sex with your girlfriend."

Let's have a threesome!

But I'm straight...

So am I.

by knexer November 16, 2010

Tijuana threesome

A man, a woman and a donkey.

I just got back from Mexico and a heads up if a girl asks you if you want a Tijuana threesome say NO!

by readybeeill October 27, 2009

Caterpillar threesome

When the man you love comes to town on a surprise visit and brings you two rocking chairs and a caterpillar to help facilitate a more comfortable, open and honest time together.

The caterpillar, both fuzzy and warm, symbolizes one’s strength and resiliency before building one’s own cocoon, knowing that once settled in - a butterfly will emerge and fly.

The two rocking chairs, your future. One chair empty during the period of hibernation, waiting, for the one person it was made for.

Why is your boob tickling my nose?

Oh, that’s just Horace joining us for a good morning caterpillar threesome.

by HotSweatyLady November 19, 2018

9/11 threesome

When twins go down on you.

Dude, I had a 9/11 Threesome last night and it blew my mind.

by readybeeill May 31, 2016