vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have vaseline on your forehead again today!"

by workerofsocial November 27, 2015

Dipped in Vaseline

A man who is horny has a steel hardend dick and ready to go at it with a Chick.

Phone call ...... Yo girl Im at the crib dipped in vaseline ready to make you scream.....

by 1FreshCat May 4, 2010

queer anal butt fucking with vaseline

A song by the popular beatbox group gaynl. The song can be used to describe emotion wether it be good or bad.

"The new Quake 4 is queer anal butt fucking with vaseline!"
"My girlfriend just dumped me. This is beyond queer anal butt fucking with vaseline."

by ORLYGAYNLLOL July 29, 2008

Victor Vaseline

That one kid that likes anime a lot. Also enjoys compliments about how he looks like Frankie Munez. Also is a seaman. Enjoys long walks on the beach with his dog.

Wow Victor Vaseline really looks like Frankie Munez.

by Hello YAY May 9, 2010

vaseline my wein

When you rub the ol willy with sum Vaseline.

I just Want to Vaseline my wein and give sum fuk!!!

by Not vexilitys May 30, 2018

Vaseline Vag

a bag of microwaved Vaseline shoved up your fanny to use as a cum blocker

My Vaseline vag is bare sticky man

by Hshshdhdhhdhd June 8, 2017

vagina vaseline

A solution for your other chapped lips

Your pussy so crusty, you need some vagina Vaseline!

by Morgasm Gillesbian July 4, 2016