The sexual act of grasping ones member the second before ejaculation and squeezing to such an extent that your hand begins to shake. The desired effect being, the sperm redirects and shoots the opposite way back into the body causing you to trick your member (dick) into thinking it's on nut #2 without he sensitivity or need for a pause that comes with the second round.
But the move does have it's draw backs and the user will experience blue balls the following morning or day after.
Use with caution!
But the move does have it's draw backs and the user will experience blue balls the following morning or day after.
Use with caution!
I almost came on stroke five last night when I was with my girl in bed but I pulled the Hammer of Thor" and I lasted almost an out and half.
by style September 07, 2014
Someone who is brain dead loser that thinks a fat a$$ electric demi God beats everyone with his party city axe.
by Someone who has a father July 02, 2022
Ethiopians talking ----- "ere guudfellabachwe...thor ent legbu naw" "frenge miskyen" "und war kire thor net lejmer..."
by teniscourt June 05, 2013
A sex act were a man dress up like thor. He then proceeds to a running leap off a elevated surface into the air. The women waits on all fours ass up in the air.The man goes flying across the room fist in air. Then he unleashes the hammer being his fist into the womens ass. Thus putting down the hammer as he refereneced in the avengers movie.
by My HappyPants in the house May 28, 2014
When you pull your boner between ur legs making it look as if u have a vagina(mangina). And you command your woman to "lick your pussy" and as she's just about to lick your mangina you yell "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE" while simultaneously opening your legs enough to release your hard mighty chosen penis, which will smack her under her chin, nose, or an eye.
Johan: Yo Chosen One, you think you're gonna get lucky tonight with that chick?
B-Rod: pfft you already know and i might just finish her off with "Thor's Uppercut" if she not doing me right..
Johan: yee
B-Rod: pfft you already know and i might just finish her off with "Thor's Uppercut" if she not doing me right..
Johan: yee
by JustLaugh=| January 18, 2012
I hooked up with these Victoria Secret models, one shoved a battery in my butt so I gave her friends some of Thor's Cock.
by Fred Bear June 19, 2018
A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.
Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”
by Monkey Shagger May 01, 2020