soil the cow

To become drunk and flavorful.

I just spent a hundred bones on booze, we're really gonna soil the cow today.

by java monster February 22, 2008

tills the soil

Another phrase of: hoe
Hoe; a bitch who dates a lot of dudes (less derogatory than slut)

Guy 1: Bro Kim K is so innocent. She def waited till marriage.
Guy 2: Bro are you being fr? She definitely tills the soil if you know what I mean. How do you think she got famous?

by Weird defined February 16, 2023

Home soil

When you need a shit but you don't want to drop it at your buddy's house or out in the wild. You'd much prefer to get back to the comfort of your own toilet for a nice home soil.

Craig: "Dude, you left super early this morning I didn't even see you go."

Steve: "Yeah I needed a home soil man, your toilet's nasty af."

by Kimotabraxas June 6, 2021

floor soil

When one poos his/her self on an unknowing person's floor. Popular in Central America as a welcoming to new neighbors or as an insult. The poo is often brown.

Dude... We've been floor soiled!!!! This suxxxx.

by smack_attack November 26, 2010

soil muncher

One who eats out arsehole on a regular basis.

Katie: My asshole is still dirty.
Chris: Oh why is that

Katie: The soil muncher didn't show up today.

by Mansomans September 8, 2016

soil load

The act of one male ejaculating into another males mouth

Austin soil loaded into Daves mouth

by Jordie Jordan February 8, 2022

Soil caked

Ha made you look dipshit

You looked up soil caked dumbass

by Angry Kermit July 11, 2022