The posh palker

The act of having a tiny penis and lasting 50 minutes when receiving a blow job whilst being called daddy.

Posh: suck me off
Millie: okay, daddy

50 minutes later

Posh:I'll finish myself off you bit me now I have performed the posh palker

by Posh palker May 10, 2023

ride the post

An action word for describing a homosexual.

I think Ted over there likes to ride the post

by Chicken Tenders January 5, 2009

Feeding the Possums

The act of taking a big shit. Something a possum would eat. Possums eat anything. Seriously.

Honey:"What's taking so long dear?"

Dear:"I'll be there in a minute Honey, I'm feeding the possums!"

by Darkmatter65 May 15, 2010

Dissin The Posse

One or more people insulting or tryin to step on ya group of homies

Last night I heard Rick was dissin the posse

by Chester_109 September 21, 2017

Dinking the post

When you try to move to anal sex and bump into a turd, forcing you to back out and losing the game.

I ended up dinking the post and ruining the evening.

by Not myself after beer January 13, 2019

park the possum

A term for having sex

He just looks as her as a place to park the possum.

by Sandylove June 17, 2021

tim the postman

A hot mail carrier that excels in role playing.
Tim has 3 children 2 fathers 4 mothers and a sexy face. Also 7 wives

Tim the postman is so hot.
tim the postman senpai

by UrbanPLayz January 22, 2022