Margarita-Minivan

A game where one person tries to direct conversation in the direction of issues related to margaritas, and that person's opponent tries to direct conversation in the direction of minivans. A player's offensive turn ends when the person allows himself or herself to be dragged into the other person's topic. The person whose offensive turn lasts longest wins. Optional: third parties can try to "mess with" the opponents by trying to trick them into talking about the opponent's topic. (This is called a "Third Party Psychout" or "Curveball.")

"Bro/Sis, you just said minivans are stupid! You lose this game we are playing, which is called Margarita-Minivan."

by trufrend June 9, 2018

Drop Top Minivan

A minivan without a roof, also ski mask the slump god's favourite kind of car

Ski Mask The Slump God: Pull up drop top minivan, what the fuck?

by n1qq4s May 7, 2017

rock the minivan

To have sex with someone, usually your mom.

"Five minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like giggity giggity giggity" - RWJ

I will rock the minivan with your mother tonight.

by Hank’s Redemption October 30, 2022

micro minivan

Fagmobile

Hey look, a bunch of dudes are having sex in that micro minivan!

by Pseudo69nym June 5, 2018

Tesla minivan

When you insert a vibrator into the vagina and fist into the anus.

We started the night with a little foreplay and then the Tesla minivan!

by VikingWarMachine October 30, 2019