The Deed

Jacking off

I’m off to do the deed

by Anonymous 27543 May 25, 2020

Dirty deed

Pudding nuggets. The act of shitting.

You receive a text saying "I'm doing the dirty deed, will be there soon."

by darkhorse13 March 18, 2012

scoocum deed

Puking on top of your shit. I was so fucked up last night I had a scoocum deed

I was so fucked up last night I had a scoocum deed

by Joubleu July 5, 2020

in-bloody-deed

Australian variant of the term 'indeed'.

"In-bloody-deed I'm going to the game tonight."

by ObscureAussie July 14, 2019

Dangleberry deeds

When a dude with shit in his Butt crack and a history of violence against women starts getting the shits with you for minding your own business and studying and being nice to chicks

Bro that dude is doing dangleberry deeds again around me but his poop and his farts make me wanna hurl haha

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

The Deed is Done

When you finish the deed (a masturbating session).

Me: Jack, the deed is done.

Jack: Why do you have to tell me everytime you masturbate?!

by Mazza Mada June 2, 2015

Deeds Drag

What happens when you nominate someone like Creigh Deeds to represent the top of your ticket, and all he does is pull down the vote totals of better qualified candidates.

Woman: I can't believe Chuck Caputo lost! He's such a great guy!

Man: It's all because of the fuckin Deeds Drag!

by VA Democrat November 8, 2009