Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*
Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019
Get the If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpotmug. When a man and woman are completely naked both seated on a toilet, man on the bottom, women sitting on top of the man with her legs wrapped around him, both are defecating at the same time while simultaneously in in the act of vaginal love making.
After enjoying their favorite taco cart the couple retreated back to their their hotel room to participate in a Tijuana crockpot
by Ezypicknz February 12, 2023
Get the Tijuana crockpotmug. When you have diarrhea , say from chili, and you take your lover's feet in your hands and press then back until their vagina is in the air. You then proceed to put YOUR "Chili" in her "Crockpot" before making sweet sweet spicy love to "It".
by The Reverend Billy April 18, 2022
Get the Chili in a Crockpotmug. by Cherokeebuddy September 19, 2017
Get the Chicken in the crockpotmug. The act of filling your roommates anal cavity with pork, chicken or beef allow it to sit there for approximately 2 hours once it is well cooked in there you remove it and have them put one of their own bodily fluids on it. This can be any fluid from their body they can’t tell you what it is you must eat it and guess what it was. Thus you have the Colorado crockpot.
Damn bro last night me and my roommate tried the Colorado crockpot it was lit dog you should try it.
by Cholesterol Carl April 5, 2020
Get the Colorado Crockpotmug. Cool ass mother fucker that spits sick freestyle raps.One can not become a young crockpot you are just born one.
by Heaze December 22, 2016
Get the young crockpotmug. To have a female spit on your gooch and mix it with your pre cum...sliding the mixture to your butthole and swirling it around in your ass.
At first I was timid...but after the Erotic Crockpot, it loosened me up and I rode her like a stallion!
by Drooby00 July 26, 2021
Get the Erotic Crockpotmug.