If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot

Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.

Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”

by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019

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Tijuana crockpot

When a man and woman are completely naked both seated on a toilet, man on the bottom, women sitting on top of the man with her legs wrapped around him, both are defecating at the same time while simultaneously in in the act of vaginal love making.

After enjoying their favorite taco cart the couple retreated back to their their hotel room to participate in a Tijuana crockpot

by Ezypicknz February 12, 2023

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Chili in a Crockpot

When you have diarrhea , say from chili, and you take your lover's feet in your hands and press then back until their vagina is in the air. You then proceed to put YOUR "Chili" in her "Crockpot" before making sweet sweet spicy love to "It".

Jimmy, gave his girl a Chili in a Crockpot until his pecker looked like a chocolate Banana!

by The Reverend Billy April 18, 2022

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Chicken in the crockpot

When you put your balls in someone's mouth as they either hang off the bed or are laying flat.

The other night my wife let me make chicken in the crockpot.

by Cherokeebuddy September 19, 2017

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Colorado Crockpot

The act of filling your roommates anal cavity with pork, chicken or beef allow it to sit there for approximately 2 hours once it is well cooked in there you remove it and have them put one of their own bodily fluids on it. This can be any fluid from their body they can’t tell you what it is you must eat it and guess what it was. Thus you have the Colorado crockpot.

Damn bro last night me and my roommate tried the Colorado crockpot it was lit dog you should try it.

by Cholesterol Carl April 5, 2020

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