Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*
Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019
Get the If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpotmug. To have a female spit on your gooch and mix it with your pre cum...sliding the mixture to your butthole and swirling it around in your ass.
At first I was timid...but after the Erotic Crockpot, it loosened me up and I rode her like a stallion!
by Drooby00 July 26, 2021
Get the Erotic Crockpotmug. by Flypup July 12, 2021
Get the Crockpotmug. Boy: Me and my girl were getting it last night
Boy 2: Was it long?
Boy: Yup, an hour.
Boy 2: Oh so crockpot sex.
Boy 2: Was it long?
Boy: Yup, an hour.
Boy 2: Oh so crockpot sex.
by crockpotseggs November 23, 2021
Get the crockpot sexmug. When two humans shove random small bits of food up there anus and let it mix with feces then engage in intercourse anally to mix the pot and then eat it.
by Greyhippieman November 1, 2019
Get the Colon Crockpotmug. The act of inserting your genitals, preferably a male, into a crocodile resulting in the separation of one's genitals from their body.
1: "Sir, how did you lose your penis?"
2: "I Uh..."
1: "Sir, you're going to have to tell me. We must know."
2: "I prefer a Floridian Crockpot behind Disney World."
2: "I Uh..."
1: "Sir, you're going to have to tell me. We must know."
2: "I prefer a Floridian Crockpot behind Disney World."
by M1rc4t March 12, 2024
Get the Floridian Crockpotmug. A relationship where you are serious enough to buy gifts for each other but you know it won't last. Your friends will ultimately receive the gifts after the relationship is over.
-Linda, are you still with Nick?
- No, it was just a crockpot relationship. Want the sweater he got me?
- No, it was just a crockpot relationship. Want the sweater he got me?
by ListenLynda September 16, 2017
Get the Crockpot relationshipmug.