Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*
Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
by Bootyboy303 May 29, 2019
A used, soiled diaper that you forget about and leave in a hot car, in a diaper bag, or somewhere else where the aromas get to develop.
My wife changed the babies poopy diaper and then forgot about it in the back of the car… opened the car after a long-hot day at work to a fully cooked crockpot diaper. The air was fillled with an amazing bouquet of fully cooked baby poop.
by rsablue December 22, 2024
The act of eating an Amish woman out but throwing up when tasting and smelling how disgusting her pussy is, then proceeding to sew her pussy shut for a week. Then later come back and eat what’s been cooking for you.
by Ewalkington1774 December 08, 2023
When you're getting your dick sucked before you ejaculate, flip over so your ass is in her face, fart on her, and cum down her throat. And let her marinate in the juices.
My girl came home from a party and wanted to spice up our sex life, so we preformed the portuguese crockpot.
by Hotrod.stay.driven December 19, 2017
Chonies in a Crockpot; a compilation of holiday leftovers from the fridge used to make a meal until your next payday.
Looks like we’re doing leftovers until NYE.
After dinner Christmas dinners.
Mom grabs shit from the fridge to put together a meal , shit looks nasty, like Chonies in a Crockpot.
After dinner Christmas dinners.
Mom grabs shit from the fridge to put together a meal , shit looks nasty, like Chonies in a Crockpot.
by Bruce Dollastor January 01, 2022
by Cherokeebuddy September 19, 2017
A relationship where you are serious enough to buy gifts for each other but you know it won't last. Your friends will ultimately receive the gifts after the relationship is over.
-Linda, are you still with Nick?
- No, it was just a crockpot relationship. Want the sweater he got me?
- No, it was just a crockpot relationship. Want the sweater he got me?
by ListenLynda September 16, 2017