Jet Cobb

Jet Cobb is the biggest twat I have ever met. However he has the most monstrous cock I have ever seen. He makes me laugh so hard I nearly wee myself every time. Most see him as a hot surfer/skater boy but really he is the biggest softy ever. And he is the BEST cuddler. Greatest little spoon ever. He always knows what to say, and always knows how to make me smile. I want to touch his face. All. The. Time. He is so crazy, he will do anything for the bois. Biggest light weight. And when he gives you the look. Never let that mothertrucker go. His blue dreamy eyes will leave you droolingb forever. He's also fit as fuck and has an extra toe for that extra grip ladies. He can't play fortnite for shit. And if he watches highschool musical he is a keeper. And if he asks you to fuck to Star Wars...That's when you marry that bitch. And can I just say. I'm got marry Jet Cobb. NO CAP

example 1; "he is so sexy"
"its jet cobb you need to wife him"
example 2: Jet Cobb - "so like...Star Wars?"
You- "I love you"

by jetcobbsgirlfriend April 1, 2020

dom cobb

to copy and paste/steal a tweet without the source's prior knowledge and/or permission. Note that it is different from retweeting because retweets give the real author of the tweet due credit. In the unfortunate event that the culprit/tweet thief is caught, he will be subjected to cyberbullying of an intense nature and more often than not called the B-Word.

Derived from the 2010 Christopher Nolan movie Inception starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Agent Dom Cobb, who was an expert in the art of extraction of unaware subjects' thoughts and ideas by invading their dreams.

''Dude, did you just dom cobb my tweet for the fucking fifth time?!? Oh, Ima block your ass!''

by punkngel August 30, 2012

Randall Cobb

A guy who has fun, smokes weed, and gets the layyydeeeez.

Randall Cobb does drugs! He's so cool!

by Poopooman February 1, 2017

Thicc cobb

An above average sized penis.

Baby Boomer: I hooked up with a Gen Z cyber twink from this Geek Squad and he had a thicc cobb.
Millennial: Nice bro.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX June 1, 2019

Colby cobb

a little skinny boi who likes belle delphine

colby cobb likes it when he watches kevin play and loves belle

by kevin moore jr October 18, 2019

Thomas Cobb

Just your above average white child. Equipped with a flip phone, a sexy look, and his name is Tom so extra sexy points. This man is de phazzdist man alive so you'd better watch out if he's running at you. He is a known protector of the society of Honey Bun so don't mess with them.

Person 1: Oh yea that's Thomas Cobb, isn't that kid retarded and autistic at the same time?
Person 2: Yea that sounds like him. Boy is that kid got a sexy face though!

by EnlightenedArugulaPlant October 5, 2018

song cobb

Planting a song in someone's head so that they start singing, humming or whistling it. Derived from the character (James) Cobb from the movie Inception, whose job was to plant a thought into someone's head. Song cobbing (the act of planting a song) may take time as the unsuspecting victim may not start singing the song until minutes or hours later. Song Cobb is not to be confused with ear worm.

Now I got the "Facts of Life" theme song stuck in my head after hereing Gilbert singing it in the bathroom. He 'Song Cobbed' me!

by typeg98 March 4, 2011