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by jaaackem May 2, 2019
When a caravan of male hookers wishes to hire a new member, but he refuses, so they break into his house, tie him up, and ejaculate in all of his holes. They then put an apple in his mouth, take pictures, and threaten to publish them should they still not decide to join.
"So, I tried to get Isaiah Jaegar to join up with us, but he refused."
"Caravan Mascot?"
"Yes. Tonight."
"Caravan Mascot?"
"Yes. Tonight."
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by Papa Enoch August 22, 2012
An overweight gentleman who drinks too much and has the arse of a Transit Van and the head the size of a Caravan.
Caravan Head says: "do you mind if i sit in the front row?"
Normal headed guy says: "yes because i wont be able to see"
Normal headed guy says: "yes because i wont be able to see"
by PLUH765 August 25, 2010